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[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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[asano_san]

I know there wasn't any kind of mood to ruin right now.

[good_ideas]

So you are aware of stuff like that, huh?

[asano_san]

You'd never let me not be aware of it!

[good_ideas]

Well, yeah. [She says like this is all perfectly normal and not hurtful in the least.]

I don't want you to get the wrong idea.

[asano_san]

You could let me have the wrong idea for a few minutes.

[Would that be so hard?]

[good_ideas]

Living in a fantasy is a bad idea, you know? Save your wrong ideas for someone who will truly, completely appreciate them. Okay?

[asano_san]

No one will ever truly, completely appreciate them!

[good_ideas]

Someone will, some day. [And she thinks it isn't the end of the world if no one does. It's probably not the best thing to say to a teenage boy though.]

Somewhere. Maybe.

[asano_san]

How many new batches of people from the well will it take?

[As if this wasn't a problem for him in the fully populated, normal world.]

[good_ideas]

It could be the next one. Or the fiftieth one.

[But surely there will be one...?]

[asano_san]

Great. I'll find a person to appreciate me when I'm 30.

[good_ideas]

Better late than never.

[asano_san]

At least I'll have my powerful danger egg.

[good_ideas]

You could always put it in a baby sling and hope that someone likes seeing your domestic side.

[asano_san]

I don't want to carry the egg around and drop it.

[good_ideas]

That's why you'll put it in a sling. It'll be safe unless you trip and land on it or something.

[asano_san]

You really think it will make girls appreciate my domestic side and not just wonder who the freak is with the egg in a sling?

[good_ideas]

Of course~

[Why does anyone believe her?]

At the very least they'll probably stop and talk to you out of curiosity.

[asano_san]

Talking to me out of curiosity sounds like the freak with an egg option!

[good_ideas]

And that-

[She continues, smoothly:] Is when you dazzle them with your domestic skills and with you much you love your weird egg.

[asano_san]

That makes sense.

[It shouldn't.]

I hope this egg is ready to travel!

[good_ideas]

I'm sure it is. I believe in you! [Also she just needs a laugh right now.]

[asano_san]

Do you think there's anything else I need to do with the egg?

[Before or after it goes on tour.]

[good_ideas]

Maybe you could draw a cute bow on it? Give it a name? I don't know... dad things.

[Her dad is tsundere like her so she doesn't use him as a role model.]

[asano_san]

Oh, I already have a name for it. Someone else I was talking to about the egg came up with it.

[Drumroll, please.]

Little Keigo.