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[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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[asano_san]

[Is he sure?]

It's not that kind of egg! It's a normal egg. Except for being black and really hard and probably magic.

[queenofminiskirts]

black and really hard and probably magic, huh.

good thing you only have one of those.

[asano_san]

Very funny.

[queenofminiskirts]

thank you~ <3

seriously though. i think you should hatch it.

[asano_san]

Why is everyone telling me to hatch it? They're not the ones who will get stuck raising a monster baby!

[queenofminiskirts]

if the monster thinks you're the mom it won't hurt you!

[asano_san]

Can't I at least be the monster dad?

[queenofminiskirts]

doesn't the dad usually disappear or die in fairytales? or just aren't there?

[asano_san]

I don't want to disappear or die!

[queenofminiskirts]

then i guess you'll have to be the mom. and you should make sure not to wear your hair in a side ponytail.

i know it's not a fairytail thing, but we should cover all our bases just in case!

[She might be having too much fun with this.]

[asano_san]

I was never going to wear my hair in a side ponytail!

[queenofminiskirts]

i don't know what you like to do with your hair.

i just want to make sure you don't raise any death flags.

[asano_san]

I never wear my hair in a ponytail!

But what are some other death flags?

[queenofminiskirts]

hm. well, saying things like 'there's something i need to tell you when i come back.'

getting into a car at night without checking the back seat.

promising to do something together if we all survive this.

showing someone a picture of your sweetheart and telling them how you're going to go back to them!

[After a moment another message comes.]

i guess you don't have to worry about that last one.

[asano_san]

Sure, just rub it in! Maybe I don't have to worry about death flags because I'll die of loneliness first!

[queenofminiskirts]

don't say that! otherwise when you find someone it will turn into a death flag!

[asano_san]

What? No! I take it back!

[queenofminiskirts]

IT'S TOO LATE YOU'VE ALREADY SAID IT.

now you either have to die alone after living to a ripe old age or die young after having had a taste of true love.



rip keigo-chan. you were so brave.

[She's probably having too much fun right now.]

[asano_san]

I don't like my choices!

I don't want to be brave!

[queenofminiskirts]

keigo-chan. no one chooses to be brave. they just are.

[kaoru stop.]

[asano_san]

I can still not like it!

[queenofminiskirts]

of course, but just because we don't like something doesn't change anything.

it's fine it won't stop you from forming epic friendships with other people!

[asano_san]

I do like having lots of friends.

[queenofminiskirts]

friendship is a gift!