#AED6F1

[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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[asano_san]

Then why can't he be like a dad instead of like a mom?

[espritdecorpse]

He does all the housework. She told me it's normal.

[asano_san]

I'm already doing all the housework.

[espritdecorpse]

See? I told you so! You'll be a wonderful mother. Have you decided on a name?

[asano_san]

How can I name it if I don't even know what it is?

Or if I want to name it!

Or if I even agreed to be the monster mom!

[espritdecorpse]

I'll name it! Tell me, what's your name?

[asano_san]

Keigo.

[espritdecorpse]

Little Keigo!

[asano_san]

I could have come up with that name.

[espritdecorpse]

So we're in agreement! Little Keigo it is, then!

[asano_san]

Little Keigo had better be little.

[espritdecorpse]

[ OH MY GOD ]

You would know best, after all.

[asano_san]

I do know best that you don't want a big one flying through the air and attacking out of nowhere!

[espritdecorpse]

[ excuse him while he gets up from the laptop and laughs and laughs and laughs

some time later: ]

Somehow I doubt you'd have to worry about that!

[asano_san]

You don't know that for sure!

It's small now, but give it a few weeks!

[espritdecorpse]

You think it will grow that much in a few weeks? That's wishful thinking, I'm afraid.

[asano_san]

That's not wishing! That's dreading!