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[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

Comments

[flinty]

ohhhhh look at you
absolutely terrible

so when do you think its gonna hatch?

[asano_san]

How long do normal eggs take to hatch?

[flinty]

three weeks usually
but if its not a normal egg will it hatch like one
didnt it come with a note or some shit

[asano_san]

No. That would be too easy for me!

[flinty]

youre gonna end up killing the bastard in a week

[asano_san]

Then they should have given the egg to someone else!

I'm going to try not to kill it!

[flinty]

well obviously they gave it to you for some reason
unless you killed someone for it and youre just bullshitting

[asano_san]

I haven't killed anyone!

[flinty]

sounds like something a murderer would say

[asano_san]

No! I'm the one afraid of getting murdered!

[flinty]

also something a murderer would say to make it seem like hes not a murderer

anyway im just fucking with you
stop crying

[asano_san]

You shouldn't mess with someone who's already worked up!

[flinty]

dont be so easy to fuck around with

[asano_san]

How is it my fault?

[flinty]

cause youre a fuckin spineless shrimp

[asano_san]

I'm normal height!

[flinty]

so youre agreeing that youre spineless

cool

[asano_san]

I'm scared of things I should be scared of!