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[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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[good_ideas]

Maybe you could draw a cute bow on it? Give it a name? I don't know... dad things.

[Her dad is tsundere like her so she doesn't use him as a role model.]

[asano_san]

Oh, I already have a name for it. Someone else I was talking to about the egg came up with it.

[Drumroll, please.]

Little Keigo.

[good_ideas]

So... when you want to show your egg to people...

[And it's just conjecture at this point because she is, of course, a pure and gentle maiden...]

Are you going to ask people if they want to see "Little Keigo"? That's brave.

[Does he not realize how that sounds.............?]

[asano_san]

[Sorry, but there is a strict divide in his mind between his monster egg baby and his junk, so no. He doesn't.]

Why is it brave? You're the one who told me to go out and meet people with it!

[good_ideas]

Not with a name like that. It doesn't sound like something you [specifically him] would name your...

[A long, long pause and then:] "Egg".

[asano_san]

I didn't think it sounded that good at first, but I haven't thought of anything better.

[good_ideas]

...Absolutely anything would have been better. Hermione, Pochi, Spot... Anything.

[asano_san]

Keigo's a good name! How are any of those any better?

[good_ideas]

Well... they don't sound like you're referring to... [A pause and then she lifts one hand to her own cheek as if she was actually capable of being embarrassed in a situation like this.]

...something you have no business referring to in front of polite company.

[asano_san]

Referring to...

[It finally clicks.]

It's not Little Keigo like that! You're only thinking that because you have a dirty mind!

[He has a dirty mind. Why didn't he see it that way? That means Shiho is even more of a pervert than he is.]

You're even more of a pervert than I am!

[good_ideas]

That's no way to talk to a pure maiden who just wanted to help.

[pure maiden
she actually says that without even a single hint of embarrassment.]

[asano_san]

You can't be pure if you were thinking about my Little Keigo!

[good_ideas]

Wow, rude? I'm like super pure. Besides, you're the one who went around talking about your Little Keigo like a giant pervert.

[asano_san]

My dragon named Little Keigo!

[good_ideas]

Who named it anyway? If anything, they're terrible at coming up with names. [And maybe also a pervert.]

[asano_san]

I don't know. You'd have to look at their reply on the forum. It wasn't someone I recognized.

[good_ideas]

[She pouts almost immediately upon hearing that.] Too much work. Just give me their number and I'll send them a message.

[Or you know, a complaint.]

[asano_san]

[Like this is the most arduous task in the world, Keigo goes over to his laptop, finds the right reply, and reads off the number.]

#B70101

Was that so hard?

[good_ideas]

[Is that him trying to sass her? Her?!]

Hm, no. So I really don't see why you didn't just do it sooner.

[asano_san]

You can complain to that person about the name now.

[That's the important thing he should focus on, or he'll complain his way into trouble.]

[good_ideas]

Oh, I will. You were very helpful this time.

[asano_san]

This time?

[He can only hold back for so long.]

[good_ideas]

Mm-hm. I like to take things on a case-by-case basis.

[asano_san]

I'll be helpful the next time, too. Just you wait and see!

[good_ideas]

Or I'll choose something suuuuper hard just so you can mess up.

[A beat.

And then a smile.]

Just kidding~