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[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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[good_ideas]

Who named it anyway? If anything, they're terrible at coming up with names. [And maybe also a pervert.]

[asano_san]

I don't know. You'd have to look at their reply on the forum. It wasn't someone I recognized.

[good_ideas]

[She pouts almost immediately upon hearing that.] Too much work. Just give me their number and I'll send them a message.

[Or you know, a complaint.]

[asano_san]

[Like this is the most arduous task in the world, Keigo goes over to his laptop, finds the right reply, and reads off the number.]

#B70101

Was that so hard?

[good_ideas]

[Is that him trying to sass her? Her?!]

Hm, no. So I really don't see why you didn't just do it sooner.

[asano_san]

You can complain to that person about the name now.

[That's the important thing he should focus on, or he'll complain his way into trouble.]

[good_ideas]

Oh, I will. You were very helpful this time.

[asano_san]

This time?

[He can only hold back for so long.]

[good_ideas]

Mm-hm. I like to take things on a case-by-case basis.

[asano_san]

I'll be helpful the next time, too. Just you wait and see!

[good_ideas]

Or I'll choose something suuuuper hard just so you can mess up.

[A beat.

And then a smile.]

Just kidding~

[asano_san]

[Is she?]

Maybe I shouldn't even try.

[good_ideas]

What a gentleman. [She may have been kidding. But now she wonders if she should make it something that seems easy only for it to be incredibly difficult later on?]

[asano_san]

It's not about being a gentleman! It's about knowing my limits!

[And knowing how much fun she has teasing him.]

[good_ideas]

You shouldn't have limits! [No, a gentleman definitely should have limits even when a cute girl, makes a request. But she's not going to say that even if she knows it.]

[asano_san]

Limits keep me from dying!

[good_ideas]

No, they don't. Taking precautions keep you from dying.

[asano_san]

That's the same thing! My precautions are my limits.

[good_ideas]

If I didn't know better, I'd say your life was actually pretty boring. [But then he has evil spirits and people causing property damage so maybe not.]

[asano_san]

I'll take boring over dangerous! I'd rather be bored than dead!

[good_ideas]

But it isn't? Don't you have evil spirits and stuff back home?

[asano_san]

I thought you meant this life here. It feels like we'll never get to go back home, so what's the point of thinking about how exciting my life is there?

But I was fine with the kind of boring life that means you don't realize there are evil spirits everywhere anyway!

[good_ideas]

So you're fine with potentially getting haunted because you never realized there were evil spirits everywhere?

Is that really supposed to be a good thing?

[asano_san]

It's a good thing when I don't know any better!

[good_ideas]

It’s not. It’s really, really not.