#FFF59D

[photoshooter]

[Why is his color like this?]

does anyone have any ice skates? or know how to make them???

there's a pond or smth frozen over in flavo and i bet it's thick enough to skate on!! ┗(^o^　)┓三三三 (i mean obviously skate at your own risk guys, we don't have any ice lifeguards.)

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#FFC100

[good_ideas]

(color)

aren't skates basically shoes with knives attached to the bottom?

[photoshooter]

you can't just superglue a dagger to your shoe and expect not to fall straight on your face!! the shape of the blade is IMPORTANT.

[good_ideas]

sure you can!

[No you can't]

besides if you're a total beginner or something isn't it best to start with the highest level? that way when you get real skates it'll be way easier

or something

[photoshooter]

THAT'S NOT HOW ANYTHING WORKS EVER AT ALL????????? what are you even picturing here???!!?!

[good_ideas]

you skating like a maniac over possibly dangerous ice with knives on your feet
Of course??

[photoshooter]

have you literally ever seen an ice skate???

[good_ideas]

obviously
but i just think it would be funny

[photoshooter]

oh sure. it's all fun and games until someone trips and falls through the ice and catches hypothermia and DIES!!!!! (((＼（✘෴✘）／)))!!

[good_ideas]

awww but that's so pessimistic?
you might become chroma's newest professional skater you know?


oh or i guess you'd just be the only professional skater 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

[photoshooter]

why don't you do it if you're so keen on the idea huh? i'd rather take pictures of skaters than be one.

[good_ideas]

being keen to see someone else sink into the lake doesn't mean i'm keen on doing it?
you can't just keep living behind a lens you know
go and live life to its fullest and etc etc

[photoshooter]

i can't live my life at all from the bottom of a frozen lake!! also wow you wouldn't even help them out if they were drowning? that's

c o l d.

(ㆆᴗㆆ)*✲ﾟ*｡⋆

[good_ideas]

not what that kind of attitude!

also eww
the only lifeless thing here is your pun

[photoshooter]

such a chilly reception from someone who was joking about letting people sink into the icy depths!!!

[good_ideas]

what can I say my coldheartedness is also a part of my charm

[photoshooter]

freezing the conversation for a second tho bcuz

it IS a joke, right?? you're joking?

[good_ideas]

squeezing a pun in at the last second like that is cheating and you should be ashamed

but
hm
who knows?
i could be

[She is, but he doesn't need to know that.]

[photoshooter]

i'm gonna assume you're joking. (ˊ ᐞ ˋ͈ ) freezing to death or even ALMOST to death rly isn't fun.

[good_ideas]

well i guess it's fine if you want to give me that much credit
i'll take it

and obviously doing it isn't fun
unless you're a masochist or something

[photoshooter]

pretty sure even masochists don't like dying??? or am i wrong?

[good_ideas]

i'm not a masochist so why are you asking me?

[photoshooter]

idk, i'm not either!! you brought it up, i thought maybe you knew!

[good_ideas]

well i don't
i thought you were one but i guess since you aren't then we're stuck now
we'll never know
or maybe we need to go find a masochist and ask them stuff