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[lacrimose]

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where do i find porn

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[bakedapple]

[??? what a strange thing to ask.]

My name is Link. I'm [...] 118 years old, I think

[lacrimose]

what the hell link
i thought you were a teenager but you're actually an old guy??

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[bakedapple]

Sort of... It's complicated

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[bakedapple]

Wait, who is this?

[lacrimose]

its akira
so why are you old

[bakedapple]

The short version is that I was asleep for a really long time after a serious injury... the long version involves ancient magic and probably some things the Princess would not want me to spread around publicly

[lacrimose]

a long time??? so like 100 years????

are you ok now?

[bakedapple]

Yes I'm fine... I've been awake for a while, relatively speaking

Wait, how did we start talking about me? What does my age have to do with what you asked about

[lacrimose]

people keep freaking out that i'm gonna corrupt kids reading this or whatever

then a lady freaked out at me when i told her because she thinks sex is gross.
you're not gonna freak out too are you

[bakedapple]

[??? it's something sexual?]

I can't necessarily guarantee that but I don't think sex is gross if that helps...?

[lacrimose]

ok then. porn is sex but in videos, art, pictures, books, whatever. you look at it to get yourself off.
in my world its normal for teenage guys to look at it. but i cant find it anywhere here
and i REALLY need a pick me up
get what im saying

[bakedapple]

[.....oh. Well then. That explains some of the other reactions people had to his question. Link decides not to mention how much he's blushing on the other side of the screen. He takes a minute to formulate an agreeable response.]

I'm impressed you had the courage to ask for something like that... Where I am from you would not commonly see this degree of frank honesty on such a topic

[In other words, he feels that, Akira. A guy has needs. But asking the entire forum about it is pretty... ballsy.]

[lacrimose]

[Akira's not exactly normal for his world either, but details.]

you dont get stuff if you don't ask for it.
anyway hope that answers your question

[bakedapple]

It does, thanks. And I hope you find what you need?