User #0000E6

[pursestrings]

2 things

1. who wants to help me dig a hole under the well to see if we can get outta here?
2. check THIS out

cool right

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[pursestrings]

well nah not yet but maybe if i dead ass get on my knees & pray for a tshirt
i'll get a damn tshirt
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[parodeity]

honestly like
if we have fabric i guess we can
sew
our own shirts???
out of the weird clothes
momo might be able to make sewing shit anyway
although uh
this would require talent
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[pursestrings]

i gotta meet this chick because she's making everything apparently
but if she gives me a marker i can't ask her for more stuff so soon
i've sewed up holes before but not like a whole shirt
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[parodeity]

yeah she has a superpower that like
lets her create shit
so theres that
ive also sewed shit up but never like sewed a thing from scratch
i guess we could try to learn??
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[pursestrings]

apparently she needs food to do it
maybe we can catch mutant birds in the woods
& i can't believe we gotta learn to make clothes
this is the worst home ec ever
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[parodeity]

at least we dont have to learn to do taxes
besides i guess sewing could be fun
or like
at least it would be worth it for the sake of fashion is more accurate
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[pursestrings]

taxes are just money stuff, i could do that
so u mean we're gonna look like dipshits for a month or so
right???
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[parodeity]

i mean i like to think my pjs are the height of fashion but
like yeah
man i miss my skinny jeans
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[pursestrings]

i feel like i've been wearing my school uniform for like 20 years and i'm not even 20
so i feel u on that
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[parodeity]

and we have like no plumbing so laundry is hard
like my clothes may self clean but my bedclothes do not
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[pursestrings]

oh yeah that reminds me
dude i told u about doesn't know how to make soap
turns out he can't even clean & thinks throwing water at stuff is all u do
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[parodeity]

oh my god
i mean i p much learned cleaning skills on my own but
even i knew better than just dumping water on shit
mostly
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[pursestrings]

he's smart but he yelled at a couch for like 5 minutes while i stood there
said it was a cheap spell & i guess he was right
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[parodeity]

so wtf was the spell supposed to do do you know
or was he telling the furniture it was a cheap spell
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[pursestrings]

shut it up???
it worked eventually
after all the fuckin yelling
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[parodeity]

so in addition to persona stuff he has straight up magic wizard spells???
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[pursestrings]

i don't think so........the persona thing was hanging around
but he kept yelling at it to make the spell work
search me, man, i don't have to yell at the hand for anything
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[parodeity]

maybe the personas are more touchy about how theyre asked to do shit
i mean
do you even have to tell the hand to do stuff or do you just think it basically
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[pursestrings]

as much as i have to tell my normal hands to do stuff
so no
but not really thinking about it either, yknow?
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[parodeity]

does he disappear when you sleep or get knocked out
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[pursestrings]

dunno i'm asleep then
nah definitely if i get knocked out
probably could hang around if i just went to sleep normal
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[parodeity]

huh
maybe you should have someone watch while you sleep
in like a sciencey way not a creepy way
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[pursestrings]

dude i think there's no way to make that less creepy
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[parodeity]

well wouldnt it be good to know for future ref
like if you need someone to stand guard for you
the hand could if youre asleep
if he is around when youre asleep
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[pursestrings]

stand guard
i get it
i'll think about it but don't send anybody to peek in my room while i'm trying to sleep
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