#8C0017

[rasure]

[This message comes from someone whose text is still without color:]

Hi everyone! My name is Renne.

I wanted to say hi to everyone on here, even though things are kind of bad right now, aren't they? Sorry if this is bad timing. I just don't know how much longer I can take it.

[Not actually sorry, though.]

I wanted to ask for help, though! You see, my roommate is a big, big meanie... he says really, really mean and nasty things, and tries to make me cry. He said he's a prince, but doesn't that mean he should be nicer?

What should I do? No matter what I say, nothing makes him act any nicer. He's really scary sometimes too when he yells and gets mad and storms around the house. He's not very helpful, even though he's an adult...he's even called me a lot of names and things.

[Poor Berkut.]

Um, so if anyone can help me, I'd really really really appreciate it!

Oh, also, I have some things that some people helped me bring back from that scary castle, so if anyone needs them, I'll give them to you! ♪♥♪

[How did she even find those symbols--

Anyway take all of this with a grain of salt, honestly. Toodles~]

Comments

it's so beautiful

[rasure]

[Naturally, Renne has no idea of any of these thoughts going through this guy's head--but she also can't say she's all too on board with that solution, either.

Talking about things? Ewww.]

I tried talking to him... and he told me to shut my mouth! That's so mean, right? But... I guess I can try again if you think it's a good idea...

[1/2] I am so happy <3

[shizun]

[ Prince Berkut. Why. Did you not think of how you would need to talk to others?? Like softly?? Especially maidens????

I get that she may be a commoner and so you think-- I mean!! I can say that but I thought you knew how to be soft spoken with ladies!!!! Didn't I tell you that was a trait all mothers want for their daughter's future husbands????

... granted, I was tripping balls off hallucinations and talking about someone but the point still fucking stands, my guy!!

I am doing a lot for someone who hates me!!

But who doesn't hate the NPC of an escort mission?? At the end of it, don't all players wish the game would allow them to kill the person that wasted their fucking time, resources, and patience???

I said I would save you and I will!! This is just one destructive flag that can signal a villain's demise!! First, blackening of reputation!! So I have to stop it!!! I have to!! I can't say I will save Berkut and then give up halfway... No, not even halfway but give up after the first fucking step!!!

Okay!!! Here goes! ]

[shizun]

No, what I mean is that I will come with you when you talk to him. I will make sure he listens to you.

[ He already fucking hates him and what else can he do???? ]

[rasure]

[Ick... Why is this guy so big on feelings and talking it out?]

You will? Thank you, you're so nice mister or miss! If you're a friend of his, then it'll definitely go a lot better, right?

[1/?]

[shizun]

[ If you call me his friend and say I said it, I would like you to pay for my funeral expenses, please and thank you. ]

[shizun]

[ Though, wait a second... does Berkut even know how to use the laptop? If he's being this difficult with his roommate, he probably doesn't. Which means she can just put his ass on blast and he can't do shit about it! ]

[shizun]

[ Actually, isn't this good? I'm a little scared about what he would say. He might end up blackening his reputation here and back due to just being so mad!! ]

[shizun]

[ ..... saying that... isn't that like raising a flag and he definitely is going to appear? Ah, fuckballs. Anyway! ]

It is mister. Shen Qingqiu. And I am not his friend. But I am certain we can still find a way to settle things even if there are not warm feelings of friendship present.

[ DEAR FUCKING GOD DO I HOPE SO! ]

[rasure]

Mister Shen Qingqiu... okay! Thank you, either way. It's too scary to think of trying to talk to him by myself again!

But why are you doing all of this, if you aren't friends with him...?

[shizun]

I can understand your feelings but with me there, you can blame anything on me to feel comfortable and safe.

Oh. I owe him a life debt. [ NOBODY. LIKES. ESCORT. MISSIONS!!!!! ]

[rasure]

[... a life debt.]

He saved your life? Really? Truly? Maybe he does have some prince-like traits! ♪

[Gag.]

[shizun]

He did, indeed.

I believe that he does. I am certain that when he has settled that he will show you his charming self. [ Please, Berkut. ]

[rasure]

[Not when Berkut's dealing with this demon child.]

I guess so... I'd still feel a lot better if you're there too, though, when I try to talk to him again.

[shizun]

[ RIP, BERKUT. ]

Of course. I intend to convince him to be a little calmer with you, as well. Please understand, that isn't how he is.

I am only glad that you're willing to work with me to create a harmonious living environment for everyone. Yourself, included. I realize that I sound as though I am just on his side and will not listen to you, but I promise I will not allow you to be unheard.

[rasure]

Oh, no! I don't think you're being mean at all. I think you're just [meddlesome, but in a hilariously entertaining way, likely to die at first hint of danger--] trying to help make sure things go well for everyone. I think that's very [annoying] kind of you!

[shizun]

[ Kid, you have no idea how much I want to take a fucking nap. No fucking idea. ]

Thank you. Yes, I believe everyone should get along with everyone. I come from a sect where there is a warm and loving-family feeling. So, when discord hits, I cannot help but want to smooth things over.

[rasure]

[Over here, she's rolling her eyes.

People like this never last. Warm and loving-family feeling? Give her a break.]

That sounds really lovely... I hope that I can have a home that's that nice here too, until my mama and papa come to get me.

[shizun]

[ ;A;!!! ]

I am certain that you will. As rough around the edges as he is, I'm sure he can make a warm house for you as a roommate.

[ Did I just lie to a fucking child?! No, no. I'm sure that Berkut could do something like that. I have faith in him! You can do it! Anyway, it looks like I can take this destructive flag and destroy it, too! I'm a roll!! ]

[rasure]

I guess I shouldn't just try to move like other people have said, then, and give him a chance... it does sound scary trying to live alone.

[Pffftbllthth.

She wonders how long it would take to drive Berkut out.]

[shizun]

Right. It is silly to move just because of a disagreement. If everyone moved due to disagreements, there would be no roommates for anyone.

So, don't worry. Things will get better.

[rasure]

Okay... thanks for helping, then. I'll believe you for now, since you seem like such a nice adult.

[UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE (berkut)]

[shizun]

This teacher is only happy to be of some use.

[ I WANT A FUCKING DRINK. AND I WANT THAT FUCKING DRINK TO TASTE LIKE SOMETHING. MOTHERFUCKERS!! DID ANYONE FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THAT YET?! ]

[rasure]

You're a teacher...? What do you teach?

[shizun]

Cultivation and the four accomplishments all scholars should know. [ Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd! He doesn't mind burning himself since he honestly likes the quiet and beauty of the peak he was on -- a perfect place for a homebody like him to feel most comfortable! ]

[rasure]

[neeeeeeerrrrrd.

Not that she can really make fun of that too much--she's also a nerd.]

What four accomplishments?