#8C0017

[rasure]

[This message comes from someone whose text is still without color:]

Hi everyone! My name is Renne.

I wanted to say hi to everyone on here, even though things are kind of bad right now, aren't they? Sorry if this is bad timing. I just don't know how much longer I can take it.

[Not actually sorry, though.]

I wanted to ask for help, though! You see, my roommate is a big, big meanie... he says really, really mean and nasty things, and tries to make me cry. He said he's a prince, but doesn't that mean he should be nicer?

What should I do? No matter what I say, nothing makes him act any nicer. He's really scary sometimes too when he yells and gets mad and storms around the house. He's not very helpful, even though he's an adult...he's even called me a lot of names and things.

[Poor Berkut.]

Um, so if anyone can help me, I'd really really really appreciate it!

Oh, also, I have some things that some people helped me bring back from that scary castle, so if anyone needs them, I'll give them to you! ♪♥♪

[How did she even find those symbols--

Anyway take all of this with a grain of salt, honestly. Toodles~]

Comments

[flinty]

cause if this was in real life and you jumped into the conversation like you did i would have punched you

[shizun]

[ Semi-normal reason! I'm impressed! +10 points! ]

Fine. I'll accept it. But since you are punching me, I would like to punch you once myself. Deal?

[flinty]

if i dont accidentally kill ya then sure

[1/?]

[shizun]

[ THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO! I'm the Immortal Master Shen! MISS ME WITH THAT IF YOU DON'T KILL ME SHIT! MISS ME WITH IT!! ]

[shizun]

[ Overconfident. I'm not sure if he'll actually let me punch him """if I survive""". ]

[shizun]

[ Punkass bitch. ]

[shizun]

[ I really can't get a good read. Is this a villain or not? I guess I'll have to see if we should meet. Honestly... does that mean I should be on edge with anyone that I meet. ]

[shizun]

[ No. What is heard be false, what is seen is real. If he's a villain, with the amount of death flags that he's waving all over himself, he'll definitely look the part. If he isn't, then he won't. And if he isn't, then that's a situation that'll re-evaluate on what I need to do. ]

[shizun]

Then we're agreed.

One punch each in our first meeting.

[ Teehee heee, right? ]

/done

[shizun]

[ Prepare yourself, motherfucker!

Sure, sure, this isn't what an immortal cultivator should do! Absolutely, it isn't! Normally, I'd have to say something like, "Violence isn't the answer. I refuse to take up that offer~"

LIKE HELL!! Think I'm gonna just sit around idle while you're telling a sweet young lady to MURDER someone!! FUCK THAT! FUCK YOU! Even if I am trying to save you from your own flags, I have some anger to vent too, GOT IT!? ]

[flinty]

cool
hope to see ya soon old man

[1/3]

[shizun]

[ Gonna punch you so hard that you ancestors are gonna fucking feel it!! ]

[shizun]

[ Hm, but wait. What if I die from a punch? Really a big blow to me, ha-ha.

But I am just a cannon fodder villain. I never had to worry about differences in strengths between villains because the protagonist was going to kill me and everyone else was cannon fodder to me, and defeated in scum ways versus a fair fight, to build up my shitty reputation. I only know the protagonist can't be defeated but a villain punching a villain? Suddenly, I have no idea?

I am a little nervous. What if I die? Will this be my first tap out. I talked a lot of shit in my head right now but should I actually be worried? WHAT IF MY HEAD FLIES OFF?? WHAT IF IT JUST GOES SAILING AND SLAMS INTO A WALL LEAVE JAM OF SHEN QINGQIU ALL OVER EVERYWHERE?? ... Well, I probably won't feel it. So plus. And no one likes me so shouldn't cause an issue. And should lower Choubee's villainous rage after killing a cannon fodder villain.

So I guess this might end up going very well....... I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE SO OKAY WITH THIS. I REALLY SHOULDN'T BE BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IF THAT IS IT THEN AT LEAST IT SHOULD BE OKAY? OKAY? ...ok. ]

[shizun]

As you say.
Until then, take care of yourself.