oh, no, don't worry about me. I could handle being the weakling so well. what kind of actress can't? look: how awful everyday life is, to be terrified of the sound of wind rustling through the trees! the shadows that the clouds cast on a sunny day are enough to make me tremble in fear!
[ Thankfully, she's gracious enough to spare the entire network of fifteen paragraphs of fake, melodramatic introspection. ]
ooh, if kicking in a dragon's teeth doesn't daunt you at all, what other escapades have you been hiding from us? pray tell, how many times have you ended up as a dragon's charge?
[ Of course, she already knows that there are things in life worse than getting kidnapped by a dragon, but she's going to be annoying online!! ]
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[ Thankfully, she's gracious enough to spare the entire network of fifteen paragraphs of fake, melodramatic introspection. ]
ooh, if kicking in a dragon's teeth doesn't daunt you at all, what other escapades have you been hiding from us? pray tell, how many times have you ended up as a dragon's charge?
[ Of course, she already knows that there are things in life worse than getting kidnapped by a dragon, but she's going to be annoying online!! ]