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USER: #E00707 - can we even have green thumbs if there isn't any green
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A brief announcement, as weβve all seemed to embrace the trend of sharing important information on this forum: we have successfully begun cultivating a garden.
apparently when he says brief he means brief but anyway
flavo is now plus one flavor station
you could say its flavotown with guy fielderi
or not that you could also say not that
but yeah we just took over a random ass field and planted things
and then used a magical fertilizer known as time shit and also me
but mostly time shit which smells less bad than like bullshit but apparently has the same results
and anyway we used that to make stuff grow faster
you know for fun and profit
and also french fries
and now we are inviting you to help the fuck out because gardening is actually really boring
and also we could use a bigger variety of things to garden
i guess
right
hey how do we garden salt
Salt can be distilled out of salt water, with a bit of time and effort. Or was that intended to be a rhetorical question?
none of my questions are ever rhetorical i always want an answer
unless the answer is something dumb i guess but in that case i can always just make up that someone told me something not dumb
or i can just pretend i never asked
anyway that aside
were willing to probably reward anyone who wants to put in gardening time
like with weeds or things
or like actually giving us neat seeds or whatever
with food that actually tastes like stuff since thats most of what were growing
or just like food which is an important resource if you dont wanna die i guess
but also more importantly than any of that
french fries
because guess what tel made me french fries and theyre the bomb and i can now die a happy man the end
I didnt realize until this moment just how much i missed salt and that kind of warm greasy french fry smell and feeling
its chicken soup for the soul only way more satisfying and also probably less healthy which is what makes it more satisfying
you know you want in on this
That does seem a sufficient bribe, yes. Join the gardening effort; receive french fries. Iβm willing to call that my contribution to the cause.
[ despite the fact this is all in dave's lovely red text, he is probably not larping talking with someone else. in fact, the other person is ignis scientia who will also probably respond to things. and as promised they have in fact set up a garden plot in flavo! thanks to dave's dumb time powers things they're growing there are on a month-week scale. for example, potatoes take 2 months but with dave applying some time shit they're taking 2 weeks. the garden currently offers: tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, onions, and wheat. these things all have flavor because they were made from things ignis had already from home! give them more stuff, obviously. maybe earn yourself some delicious french fries! ]
A brief announcement, as weβve all seemed to embrace the trend of sharing important information on this forum: we have successfully begun cultivating a garden.
apparently when he says brief he means brief but anyway
flavo is now plus one flavor station
you could say its flavotown with guy fielderi
or not that you could also say not that
but yeah we just took over a random ass field and planted things
and then used a magical fertilizer known as time shit and also me
but mostly time shit which smells less bad than like bullshit but apparently has the same results
and anyway we used that to make stuff grow faster
you know for fun and profit
and also french fries
and now we are inviting you to help the fuck out because gardening is actually really boring
and also we could use a bigger variety of things to garden
i guess
right
hey how do we garden salt
Salt can be distilled out of salt water, with a bit of time and effort. Or was that intended to be a rhetorical question?
none of my questions are ever rhetorical i always want an answer
unless the answer is something dumb i guess but in that case i can always just make up that someone told me something not dumb
or i can just pretend i never asked
anyway that aside
were willing to probably reward anyone who wants to put in gardening time
like with weeds or things
or like actually giving us neat seeds or whatever
with food that actually tastes like stuff since thats most of what were growing
or just like food which is an important resource if you dont wanna die i guess
but also more importantly than any of that
french fries
because guess what tel made me french fries and theyre the bomb and i can now die a happy man the end
I didnt realize until this moment just how much i missed salt and that kind of warm greasy french fry smell and feeling
its chicken soup for the soul only way more satisfying and also probably less healthy which is what makes it more satisfying
you know you want in on this
That does seem a sufficient bribe, yes. Join the gardening effort; receive french fries. Iβm willing to call that my contribution to the cause.
[ despite the fact this is all in dave's lovely red text, he is probably not larping talking with someone else. in fact, the other person is ignis scientia who will also probably respond to things. and as promised they have in fact set up a garden plot in flavo! thanks to dave's dumb time powers things they're growing there are on a month-week scale. for example, potatoes take 2 months but with dave applying some time shit they're taking 2 weeks. the garden currently offers: tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, onions, and wheat. these things all have flavor because they were made from things ignis had already from home! give them more stuff, obviously. maybe earn yourself some delicious french fries! ]
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after all you do have a pretty stellar sword
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It is pretty great, as swords go.
Has its own travel-size version and everything.
So you're a gardener now?
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by necessity
because like
i dont think anyone else can fuck with the timelines of vegetables to make them happen faster
maybe
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But yeah. That's a pretty useful trick. Really useful. I think we're lucky you've got that skill, or we'd be waiting a lot longer for harvests.
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Farmer Sexy Dave?
[He's not good at this, Dave. He's not allowed to make up the nicknames. That's better left to Hunk or Lance. ...though that means the nicknames Keith has landed with are "Mullet" and "Ugh. This guy." so maybe they're all terrible at it.]
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hot stuff
i dont know jesus i feel on the spot now
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The Harvestman.
I think that's a spider though.
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how is the harvestman what you came up with for something sexier
dude
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I'm not good at this.
Clearly.
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Oh thank god.
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No. I mean definitely not.
Never really had a lot of friends. And some of the ones I did have came with their own nicknames already
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No yeah, definitely. Of course.
[He did, in fact, not know for certain because how does that even work. He considered Dave a friend, but like, how that goes in return is a huge cosmic mystery.]
We are?
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we had our friendship sealing shenanigan adventure back in the forest
now youre stuck with me
unless we do the platonic breakup storyline but if so be prepared to get your ass handed to you in small claims friendship court
ill get custody of the kids honey
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But wow. I won't go down without a fight. I love those kids. Wherever they are.
[...friendship. Keith is way happier than he will ever admit to anyone like thank god this is over the network because he's grinning like a moron how is he so bad at this.]
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That boy is trouble. Unprecious. No angel.
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