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USER: #E00707 - can we even have green thumbs if there isn't any green
[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]
A brief announcement, as weβve all seemed to embrace the trend of sharing important information on this forum: we have successfully begun cultivating a garden.
apparently when he says brief he means brief but anyway
flavo is now plus one flavor station
you could say its flavotown with guy fielderi
or not that you could also say not that
but yeah we just took over a random ass field and planted things
and then used a magical fertilizer known as time shit and also me
but mostly time shit which smells less bad than like bullshit but apparently has the same results
and anyway we used that to make stuff grow faster
you know for fun and profit
and also french fries
and now we are inviting you to help the fuck out because gardening is actually really boring
and also we could use a bigger variety of things to garden
i guess
right
hey how do we garden salt
Salt can be distilled out of salt water, with a bit of time and effort. Or was that intended to be a rhetorical question?
none of my questions are ever rhetorical i always want an answer
unless the answer is something dumb i guess but in that case i can always just make up that someone told me something not dumb
or i can just pretend i never asked
anyway that aside
were willing to probably reward anyone who wants to put in gardening time
like with weeds or things
or like actually giving us neat seeds or whatever
with food that actually tastes like stuff since thats most of what were growing
or just like food which is an important resource if you dont wanna die i guess
but also more importantly than any of that
french fries
because guess what tel made me french fries and theyre the bomb and i can now die a happy man the end
I didnt realize until this moment just how much i missed salt and that kind of warm greasy french fry smell and feeling
its chicken soup for the soul only way more satisfying and also probably less healthy which is what makes it more satisfying
you know you want in on this
That does seem a sufficient bribe, yes. Join the gardening effort; receive french fries. Iβm willing to call that my contribution to the cause.
[ despite the fact this is all in dave's lovely red text, he is probably not larping talking with someone else. in fact, the other person is ignis scientia who will also probably respond to things. and as promised they have in fact set up a garden plot in flavo! thanks to dave's dumb time powers things they're growing there are on a month-week scale. for example, potatoes take 2 months but with dave applying some time shit they're taking 2 weeks. the garden currently offers: tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, onions, and wheat. these things all have flavor because they were made from things ignis had already from home! give them more stuff, obviously. maybe earn yourself some delicious french fries! ]
A brief announcement, as weβve all seemed to embrace the trend of sharing important information on this forum: we have successfully begun cultivating a garden.
apparently when he says brief he means brief but anyway
flavo is now plus one flavor station
you could say its flavotown with guy fielderi
or not that you could also say not that
but yeah we just took over a random ass field and planted things
and then used a magical fertilizer known as time shit and also me
but mostly time shit which smells less bad than like bullshit but apparently has the same results
and anyway we used that to make stuff grow faster
you know for fun and profit
and also french fries
and now we are inviting you to help the fuck out because gardening is actually really boring
and also we could use a bigger variety of things to garden
i guess
right
hey how do we garden salt
Salt can be distilled out of salt water, with a bit of time and effort. Or was that intended to be a rhetorical question?
none of my questions are ever rhetorical i always want an answer
unless the answer is something dumb i guess but in that case i can always just make up that someone told me something not dumb
or i can just pretend i never asked
anyway that aside
were willing to probably reward anyone who wants to put in gardening time
like with weeds or things
or like actually giving us neat seeds or whatever
with food that actually tastes like stuff since thats most of what were growing
or just like food which is an important resource if you dont wanna die i guess
but also more importantly than any of that
french fries
because guess what tel made me french fries and theyre the bomb and i can now die a happy man the end
I didnt realize until this moment just how much i missed salt and that kind of warm greasy french fry smell and feeling
its chicken soup for the soul only way more satisfying and also probably less healthy which is what makes it more satisfying
you know you want in on this
That does seem a sufficient bribe, yes. Join the gardening effort; receive french fries. Iβm willing to call that my contribution to the cause.
[ despite the fact this is all in dave's lovely red text, he is probably not larping talking with someone else. in fact, the other person is ignis scientia who will also probably respond to things. and as promised they have in fact set up a garden plot in flavo! thanks to dave's dumb time powers things they're growing there are on a month-week scale. for example, potatoes take 2 months but with dave applying some time shit they're taking 2 weeks. the garden currently offers: tomatoes, peppers, potatoes, onions, and wheat. these things all have flavor because they were made from things ignis had already from home! give them more stuff, obviously. maybe earn yourself some delicious french fries! ]
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he did bad shit & deserved what he got in the end
still, now i got no brother instead of a shitty one
[Mmm... MMM]
what about ur bro
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there's a lifetime of conditioning that wants to say my bro? coolest guy around and shoot the shit like always. he'd still do it to john, if john asked.
but it's also the first time anyone else has admitted to having less than stellar guardian figures in a way dave thinks is genuine. like. rose and john complained bitterly about mom and dad but thousands of miles away dave could tell that there was love on both sides. is this more of that kind of complaining? because he'd taken them at their word at first before realizing it was just all overblown teenage shit.
maybe okuyasu wandered off. anyway. eventually dave types: ]
i dont know
he didnt like me really
but hes dead now so it doesnt matter ig?
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And somehow, no one has ever been weird about it and tried to pity him, or anything - so why not tell? It happens. Life sucks, people move on.]
yeah
well
i dunno
guess that depends on u
sometimes i'm mad & sometimes i think it'd be ok if he came back
nobody ever explains how it's supposed to work
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ive never really talked about anything with anyone
i dont know if people telling you how youre supposed to feel would really work out anyway
what you feel is what you feel
maybe
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except u i guess
so that's one whole point
& it might be nice if somebody tried even if they were really damn wrong
& then i punch em in the mouth
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that
my friends used to complain bitterly to me about their parents you know
or their guardians
and i thought all those overblown preteen complaints were legit because they seemed viable
but then i realized they were just like
little minor things
blown up because it felt like the end of the world to them then
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i mean i didn't have friends until like a year ago but yeah
i know what u mean
when they get into it about how annoying their perfect moms are i just play along
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id never want to give them shit about it bc
i prefer they had great guardians like that
but i just
cant relate i guess
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shit sucks
but bitching at them about it is pretty shitty and dumb
there's nobody to bitch at so
shit keeps sucking
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esp when theyre people you like
idk
my social circle was never wide enough back then to encompass anyone who maybe
might have wondered about things their guardian did or didnt do
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my best friend saw what my bro's like but
i'm no super genius but u can see it when they don't know what to say abt that shit
not his fault yknow?
so i guess i never really got to talk to anybody like this before
[bonding.... Unfortunate bonding]
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one of those things you just dont talk about
for various reasons
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eh
fuck it though, am i right
u ever wanna talk more just let me know
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same back at you dude
whenever you want
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good luck w/ ur garden anyway
[boy did THIS get off topic,]