#FFF59D, posted during Event 21

[photoshooter]

i. Post-er Boy for Fearlessness

[Unlike others, Prompto's as cheery and invested as ever, so it's hard even for him to pin down anything that might be wrong.

But something definitely is. Forum user #FFF59D, one of the yellowest of yellows, makes a post that seems perfectly reasonable to him.]

so you guys remember that near death quest that everyone was 100% sure was a bad idea??

i'm open for it, on a couple conditions.

i. whatever you do doesn't actually HURT me, i'm not here to get laid up in bed for weeks or even hours! who has time for that??? you can try to scare me or whatever or push me off a roof but if i get more than a bruise we're not friends anymore. (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

ii. you're gonna owe me a favor, since that's only fair, right?? there aren't that many yellows in town and you can't do the quest w/o a yellow. you can go hunting with me in the woods or smth but if that isn't your speed, we can negotiate!

it doesn't have to be paid right away anyway, doesn't look like any of us are going anywhere anytime soon. u know it's been almost a year since i got here? and some ppl have been here even longer! wild, right?

anyway if you wanna do it, you can contact me here or just come find me. this is prompto argentum if u don't know my hex code. i'm the blond guy always dressed in black with the chocobo/chicken hair, i'll b around.

cya! (・∧‐)ゞ

ii. Man of (Open) Action

[SO THAT POST WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA, but you know who doesn't seem to think so? Prompto. He's not worried about anything at all, it seems, not even the danger he's putting himself in all on his own just hanging out up on the roofs of Bluo.

He appears to be taking pictures of the structural damage from the dragon attacks with a bird's-eye view, maybe to aid in repairs. April showers and all that, and Bluo's an easy district to flood or worse in a heavy rain. Never mind that it's already rainy this week and the wet roofs aren't doing his physical safety any favors.

Prompto's usually less reckless than this. What on Eos is going on with him?]

iii. Wild(card) Thing, You Make My Heart Sing

[Something else? Set me up! Or hit me on Plurk at asherdashery to discuss details first.]

Comments

#1A2367

[nascere]

[ what the hell, prompto? ]

no
you can't do this
take this down

[photoshooter]

why? it's fine!

[nascere]

are you even reading this?
it's NOT fine
why are you asking someone to come and give you a "near-death experience"?

[photoshooter]

i'm not, i'm just saying it's ok if they want to AS LONG AS they don't hurt me!! it's so not a big deal, noct, srsly.

[nascere]

and how are you going to make sure of that?
a pinky promise?

[photoshooter]

i can take care of myself, u know! u don't always have to be protecting me, i'm a soldier and i'm pretty capable by now!

[nascere]

yeah, because soldiers go around asking for people to give them near-death experiences

[ something's very, very wrong with noctis. ]

[photoshooter]

[Actually, this doesn't seem too out of the ordinary to Prompto. Not after seeing how Noct was after Altissia.]

not like i haven't survived plenty of them already, with OR without you, buddy!

[nascere]

so, what
this is you trying to prove something?

[photoshooter]

no???? i'm just trying to be helpful! what's with you, dude?

[nascere]

be helpful about what?
this is looking for trouble!

[photoshooter]

look, i'm just saying i'm not scared of a little trouble! as long as it ends up being safe, i can do things instead of just........staying still being scared of everything!

noct it feels like the longer we just sit around, the closer the trees get. if there's nothing we can do to keep the woods back, what's going to happen to us when they take over the whole town? sometimes the quests give us magical things, things to keep us safe. maybe what we need to protect us is one of those quest prizes?

if someone's got to be brave about it, why shouldn't it be me?? i really feel like i can do it, noct! for like the first time, ever!

[nascere]

then let's go chop up the trees and make sure they don't get closer
if you open this up to people, guess who are the ones likely to come calling?
the ones who are probably gonna enjoy almost killing you and they're not gonna even want to be your friend in the first place

[photoshooter]

i'm NOT SCARED of them, noct. if they come at me with that kind of attitude, i'll show them just who they're messing with.

but ya we can go at the trees directly if u want. i think a bunch of people have already been trying with axes and fire and whatever else and no dice, but it can't hurt.

#ED4C2D

[allfornothing]

I'm with... the above.

What do you think people will do to give you a near-death experience?

[photoshooter]

i've survived worse than getting pushed off a roof and i TOTALLY thought that would kill me!

[allfornothing]

The buildings here aren't that tall.

And if you don't want to be hurt, finding one that is tall enough isn't gonna work.

#90014

[doublecrowss]

That is awfully courageous of you, Prompto-san, if somewhat ill-advised. Should you trust the wrong person there might be grave consequences.

However, I do have a proposition that should be mostly safe, if you're willing to listen.

[ But is he a not wrong person... Hmm... ]

#D20000

[lacrimose]

why do you want to do this so badly? do you know what the reward is for the quest?

[photoshooter]

i mean it'd be fine if they had magic to catch me or something, it was just an example tho. if it ends up being dumb, i won't do it! easy peasy.

[photoshooter]

sure, what is it? uh, or should i not know ahead of time?

also!!! just prompto is fine, no need to honor me!

[photoshooter]

nope! but i am kinda curious.

also the more noct yells at me about it the more i want to do it,
T
B
H.

( ︶︿︶)

[nascere]

I CAN SEE THIS

[lacrimose]

[Akira doesn't really want to wade into this to take sides, but...]

i think he's just being a good friend and worrying about you

[photoshooter]

ohhhh noooooooo, guess you'll just have to STOP YELLING AT ME ABOUT IT OR SMTH!!!!