#871306

[trident]

is everyone so formal here?

most of these look like carefully penned letters
almost charming

my name is hawke
& i must ask two very important questions

1 who has playing cards and knows how to use them
2 do any of you know how to make alcohol

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[espritdecorpse]

Oh no, my secret has been revealed. Yes, I’ve been pining for him all this time. That’s why I dreamed up the frogitis prank in the first place. Alas, even after a month of tasting my lips, his heart remained obdurate.

[queenofminiskirts]

only toddlers show affection through bullying.

and if someone sees this and decides to plan another wedding for you, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

1/2

[espritdecorpse]

[ aaaaaaaaaaaaa




that's a sore subject in so many ways.......... ]

[espritdecorpse]

[ ........so he's gonna go whole ham: ]

Would that be so terrible? He's tall and good-looking.
Calm temper, excellent cultivation. He probably won't look as nice in a wedding dress as Xie Lian did, but nobody's perfect!

THAT IS THE FUCK IT!!!!!! GODDAMNITT!!!

[shizun]

It seems writing sentences was not enough punishment for you, Wei Wuxian.

[alittlespicy]

It rarely is.

[shizun]

Then this teacher will have to think of something else.

[alittlespicy]

Changing him is not necessarily a good thing.

[shizun]

I am not so a benevolent person that will allow someone to ruin my face in public so brazenly.

Kaoru Akashi will join him in whatever punishment I decide. [ HEAR THAT?! ]

[queenofminiskirts]

[Oops. There he is.]

it's not my fault. i was misled!

[BY WHO?!]

[shizun]

By who.

[queenofminiskirts]

[...ah, shit. He's mad isn't he? But how mad...?

...actually thinking over what she said she thinks...probably really mad, huh? Even Minamoto wouldn't have stood for all that. But it really...wasn't entirely her fault? She'd gotten caught up in the moment!

Should she throw Wei Wuxian under the bus. He was already in trouble anyway!

...but that wasn't good, was it?

She types but doesn't send: i was just trying to defend sensei's honour!

Mostly because that seemed like the sort of thing that would get her into more trouble. So she deletes it and thinks for a moment more.]

is it too late to apologize?

[shizun]

You will apologize in writing.

Three hundred sentences: "I will think before I post."

That shall be enough for this teacher.

[alittlespicy]

Even so. Consider what you are asking and of whom.

[ Is Wei Ying the only one who doesn't understand another at all? ]

[shizun]

I do consider these things.

However, you don't seem to understand anything of the situation so please stay out of it.

[ SHIZUN'S SWINGING WILD. HE'S SO MAD AT THESE TWO!! HE'LL SWING EVERYWHERE!!! ]

[alittlespicy]

You are wrong. I understand.

[espritdecorpse]

[ This exchange.... it's the first actual belly laugh he's enjoyed in ages. ]

A-Qiu, don't be mad! I was just kidding!




I think you'll look GREAT in a wedding dress!

[shizun]

I am mad.

You seem to not understand me at all, Wei Wuxian.

[ He is going to reclaim his face if he has to pull it out of the dirt and wash it himself!! He's a cold, untouchable immortal! Also you fucking promised you were coming back to his world! SO FUCK YOU, YOU'RE COMING! Grrr!!! ]

[espritdecorpse]

[ He'd been rolling around on the floor, but with that reply, his laughter peters out.

You seem to not understand me at all. ]

Well, that's probably true.

[ After a while: ]

sorry

[shizun]

I am not having this conversation here.

[ Hmph. HMPH!! Think that you can just say that you're going to go back to some world that you make those sort of faces about!! Think you can say that I was drunk and didn't mean anything!! Do you want to give me anything but an ulcer! HA! ]

[espritdecorpse]

[ .....that sounds like a dismissal, if he ever heard one. ]

ok

[queenofminiskirts]

look at what you've done.

[Look, she's not going to throw you under the bus in front of Shen Qingqiu but she is going to let you know this is really all your fault.]

[espritdecorpse]

[ you know what's great about this medium? ]

You! Got! In! Trouble!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[ no one can see the actual expression on your face. ]

[queenofminiskirts]

SO DID YOU!

[espritdecorpse]

That's nothing new! I'm always in trouble!