USER #030066

[passio]

Hello, everyone. It's Dextera.

I've recently come into the possession of a potion that allows me to speak with animals. It's limited in both quantity and effective time, but with everyone coming in recently, I've noticed that there are a lot of new animals running around the town. If anyone has very strong feelings about learning the emotions of their animal companions, please let me know. I'm willing to use the last of the potion to ask.

Additionally, it seems that the thoughts of the creatures in the forest are as distorted as their bodies. I could understand them, but I couldn't "understand" them. I did learn that the geese are very angry. For those of us who have been investigating the forest, I thought this would be of interest.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[parodeity]

[ dave should not have the power to name anything, ever.

also apparently they do?????? ]

yeah sort of crickety musical sounds kinda

[passio]

I don't know what a cricket sounds like, but if it can make noise, then I suppose it can be spoken to.

[ maybe?? do lobsters count as animals?? ]

[parodeity]

are we having some sort of animal talking party where we all bring the animals and you drink a magic potion and super fast tell us what theyre saying

[passio]

I haven't thought that far ahead, but if enough people seem interested, then that seems the most efficient... I think.

[ everyone bring their animals to dextera's house, it's already full of birds ]

[parodeity]

please count me in if that is a thing that happens

[passio]

Ha, I certainly will. There are some other people with pet lobsters, so maybe you can have a "meet and greet."

[parodeity]

just hit me up with when and where dr doolittle

[passio]

I'm looking forward to meeting Nauti Buoy. Is he friendly?

[parodeity]

honestly he seems to kind of just do his own thing
he swims comfortably around in his tank not letting shit bug him
he is an inspiration to all of us who mind the little things

[passio]

Oh. Maybe I should ask him about his secrets.

[ can lobsters have anxiety? how is nauti buoy so chill, ]

[parodeity]

maybe its harder to be worried about shit when you have fewer priorities

[passio]

Well, lobsters have plenty of priorities. They’re just different from ours.

I think.

[parodeity]

swim and eat mostly
?
also presumably reproduction

[passio]

I guess survival isn't a priority when you live in a tank. What an easy life Nauti Buoy must lead.

[parodeity]

i love him so much
anyway let me know about the meet up dude
ill let you field your other animal related inquiries