USER: #2471A3 - Inquiry Regarding Foodstuffs and Other Edibles

[unfatalist]

[ USER: #2471A3 ]

It appears that as a group we've all generally agreed to utilize this forum as a means of sharing relevant information with each other and pooling collectively our experiences as we grow acclimated to our new circumstances, so in a similar vein — a few questions, if you will.

1) Has anything verifiably edible (and safe for consumption) been found in the wilds surrounding this town?

2) Has anyone yet identified a foodstuff that isn't altogether flavorless?

Comments

[unfatalist]

I would not recommend consuming an imp under any circumstances — and when precisely were you fighting imps, to begin with?

And I admit my skillset runs only to preparing fish, not catching it. But fortunately I have an acquaintance who is a deft hand at it, and who I'm sure wouldn't mind taking a student or two.

[parodeity]

eh back home
you know how it is
thirteen and wailing on the designated monsters of an area when youre warped there after starting to play a stupid game
its been a while since i fought any specific imps
though i have more recently fought semiomnipotent anthrophomorphic dogs

i should probably learn something
so i can contribute to the tribe
not get voted off the island and whatnot

[unfatalist]

...Semiomnipotent dogs?

Not a white dog and a black dog, by any chance?

[parodeity]

yeah theyre assholes

[unfatalist]

Hm.

I'll teach you how to cook, if you're interested in learning.

1/2

[parodeity]

sure i could use ways to fill the hours
since like
we have no tv music or internet
hell i dont even have a proper fucking camera
or weird dead things to jar up
thats like
strike through every one of daves hobbies love the universe

also my skills are currently i can boil water and put things in it
and make toast
and poptarts
i mean i could make poptarts if i could find poptarts
although thats just opening the bag and eating as is unless you toast them
and raw poptarts have a certain something to them so who bothers sometimes
toasters are a luxury item anyway so sometimes you have to just raw your poptarts

[parodeity]

*i regret certain phrases in the last text
the asterisk should absolve me of all responsibility for them

[unfatalist]

...

You're fond of photography?

[parodeity]

yes
but i only showed up with my captcharoid camera
which
does not take ACTUAL pictures?
so it is pretty much useless if a hilarious waste of time
not that i have any chemicals or like a dark room
or a printer if i had one of my digital cameras
basically
i do not have many options besides that or my iphone which like
is dead currently because lmfao charging shit

[unfatalist]

I see. I'm afraid I don't know much about photography, save that it's as much an art form as any other medium.

I wonder what it would take to work up some form of rudimentary generator, now that you mention it.

[parodeity]

theres an activity that would win you the hearts and soles of displaced teens everywhere
but for serious im not actually sure how to go about doing that
though id help out if anyone else had a better idea of how to