awashrpg | USER: #BD1864 - Insert bad moon rising.mp3 here. (dated 6/17)

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Hey Chroma. It's Dirk again in case you don't recognize the hex code.
So I'm sure everyone must have noticed the furry little problem we got last night.
I think it's safe to say it has something to do with that protect the town quest that went up and that we can expect them to be back again since the quests that require everyone last longer.
For that reason I've rigged up the rapbot I recently reacquired to play as our very own town-wide alarm system in case my suspicion is right.

So if you hear an alarm going off then either be ready to fight or run and hide.
It's probably best if the people who can't fight gather in one spot for easier defending. Maybe the church?
Anyway, if you see the wolves but don't hear the alarm and you're near a laptop, just text me "SW ALARM" and that will set it off. Or just start literally crying wolf, that works too.

It's going to sound somewhat like an old-fashioned air raid siren, by the way.
If I had any thematically appropriate music, I would play that so everyone has a fitting soundtrack to kick werewolf ass to, but sadly we'll have to make do with something standard and boring because that's all I got.

But yeah, stay alert. I get the feeling this isn't over.

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ignoring that this makes me sound like either the dumb girl that wants to go into the basement in a horror movie or some kind of absolute treehugging psychopath moron, hear me out
have we tried placating these wolves
and if not would we like to try
i mean trying to pet a werewolf and getting murdered for it doesn't sound like a terrible way to go, in my mind

[ ... wow. just wow. ]

Well, at least you're self-aware.
Because yeah, that's exactly what you sound like.
The wolves don't even give anyone a chance to try and placate them. They're going after us very aggressively and specifically.
And dude, being torn apart by werewolves sounds like a pretty terrible way to go.

i dont want to become a furry
i feel this is the main issue here
im not ready to form a full fledged serious fursona
i havent hit that level of my life yet
and i pray that i never do

[Wow is a pretty good response to Ichimatsu, honestly.]

aggressively and specifically?
the specifically part makes me think there's more to that than you said.
are we talking they only come after people they know here?
i mean when you put it that way

No, I agree. That's a valid concern here.
Jade's like a werewolf, right?
So I feel like the furry quota has already been reached and we don't need any more.
Only one furry per group allowed.

No, I meant us inhabitants of Chroma specifically as a whole.
Like if this was about hunger then there's mutated deer and other such creatures in the woods to hunt or maybe they would even try raiding our homes.
But that's not what they're doing. They're coming after people and it likely has to do with the quest or why else have it be about defending the town?
Sorry to say, I don't think you can Disney princess your way out of this one.

pretty sure getting mauled by a werewolf you wanted to pet is second only to getting killed by a panda when we’re talking about top ten stupidest deaths

The church sounds like a good idea since it’s still clean and everything from the last time we had a sleepover there

We should ask around to see if anyone has any music like that on their phones
Though transferring the file might be a problem

dying in space after a failed baseball tournament with aliens that look a lot like vaginas is also pretty up there, but you could say i'm trying to beat a record if you really wanted to.

ah, my bad
reading too far into it.
appreciate the warning bot, either way, that's pretty neat.
any ideas on how best to complete the quest maybe without getting eaten?
my hopes and dreams of getting to build a snowman that i only painted with the colors of the wind as the last petal of an enchanted rose fell to the ground are ruined, how could you.

(Color )

This is a good idea. Thanks for doing this. Now I just hope that people actually use it to hide when they need to.

[Instead of trying to play hero....]

i feel like were already over capacity for that actually
jade is a furry yes
but im p sure some of the trolls were too
i mean as long as we count them as a separate group entirely it still abides by the furry ratio laws

at least it’s not stupid??
Just weird
More like
how did someone get up into space and why is it that the first thing they decided to do was play baseball with aliens?
Go beat a proper record like most number of hotdogs you can fit in your mouth in one sitting

That's good. Gathering at the church feels like kind of a cliche, but if it's clean and functional then it works.
Might as well go whole hog on this horror movie we're living right now because why not.
And transferring files might not be possible, but if the music is on a mobile device then I could possibly connect it to my robot if people don't mind lending me their phone.
We'll just have to compose a fitting soundtrack out of whatever people have got.

It's no biggie. I just turned up his volume and sort of essentially made him a walking, talking boombox.
The only tricky part is keeping him from rapping while his volume is turned up that high. No one would wanna hear that.
If you can't fight, then your best bet to survive would be following my suggestion of running and hiding at a central location that fighters can defend.
Where I guess you could still try to live your Disney dreams by singing at the werewolves from a safe location.

No problem.
Unfortunately that's out of our hands, we can only hope people use common sense and know what is within their capabilities.
But maybe the noise will draw the wolves too. If it does, I can guide them away.

I'm almost tempted to ask, but I'm not sure if I want to know.
Although I don't know the trolls too well. Or like at all, really.
I only know Terezi because she fought with us. She seemed cool.
... It's not Terezi, is it?

[Hold on...]

"Guide them away"? Will it be dangerous for you to do that?

For a last stand you mean?
Hopefully it isn’t something like that

People here are pretty easy going so i don’t think they would
Maybe all that noise might even help distract the werewolves

I'll be fine.
I'm used to raids like these. Except it was drones instead of werewolves.
But it comes down to the same principle: things out to kill you. I know how to handle them.

Not necessarily. Don't people usually go hide out in a church when it comes to supernatural forces being a threat?
But yeah, hopefully this doesn't come down to a last stand sort of scenario. Guess it will depend on how long this goes on for.
And that's what I'm hoping for too. Maybe noise can at least draw them to one location.

[Hm... that may be so, but--]

Would it help to have someone watching your back?

would probably need to like hot dogs for that
also hell if i know, weird shit happens where i come from

wwww
you have a rapping robot i can't decide if that's amazing or ridiculous
probably a little of both
though people would wanna hear me sing to werewolves even less than they'd wanna hear your boombot rap at high volume

i really don’t want to think of it as supernatural forces actually
If it goes like a proper movie it could be anywhere from a week to years

Sounds good
Maybe pop music could still work then

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