#C1E7FA | don't ask

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Hi everyone, this is Junko Enoshima!
I'm one of the very cute and endearing newbies that you've definitely heard of..
i have a question 4 anyone who is willing to listen
which i'm super duper positive u all will
this is a tantalizing subject

do you think turning into a werewolf on purpose is a good publicity stunt?
like that it won't be misconstrued as me being into that kind of stuff? lol

for once, i really am asking for a friend

Comments

[robosmith]

I'd ask you to explain what it is I'm not getting here, but I'm not sure I even want to know.
Like fine, if you or your friend want to become a werewolf then you do you. Just keep in mind there's a likelihood of getting hurt real bad.
Which frankly I don't see the fun of when it's for nonexistent publicity.

[troubadamsel]

This joke is in terribly bad taste! People are getting hurt out there!

[anamnestik]

That's so kind of you. I respect your friend's feelings, then.

On being anon

please discourage this dangerous thinking!

[good_ideas]

says the one who wants to embrace their furry side
So are you only going to perform at night or something? In the light of the moon? How is that not really weird

Are you so gullible to think that the changes will disappear with time? Well at least I won't be the one stuck as a furry at the end of all this so do what you want I guess?

[perfectennist]

There's no fan base here, and there isn't going to be any "stardom" for anyone, especially not with a stunt like putting anyone in danger.

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what do u mean what
did u not read it

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oh my god LOL OK
I will kindly explain one of the things you don't understand in the format of a multiple choice question
**What do you think about this situation that Junko Enoshima considers fun?**
A. this dumb post
B. everyone's responses
C. finding out who all the furries are

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what part about it is terrifying to you
specifically

[passio]

I read it. I’m sorry. I just don’t understand.

Why?

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thinking having dog ears and a tail is cute does not make me a furry ? are you calling all the sexy cat girls on Halloween furries too? is that it? sexy girl discrimination?
ya well I think it's weird how ur clearly pushing an anti pretty agenda on this already ugly place

&as funny as that sounds
I think all the rly proactive sciencey ppl here will probably do something 2 kill my plans for a good brand start up
that's why I don't think it will be permanent

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hold on theyre trying 2 take my phone
they wanna do the intervention thing right now actually omg ajuyfguagyf

Howdy.
I'm Junko Enoshima's very close and personal friend. Call me B.
Why do you think turning into a werewolf is like, dangerous?

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I'm soooo happy someone actually realized I'm not a furry and this was all in bad taste oops lmaomaomao
Honestly I'm not even paying attention to half the stuff outside so that could b a real possibility
but didn't you at least get a laugh out of this???? LOL
despite all the bad things....? : D

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Uh oh! Who called the fun police?
What am I charged with officer?
....being too beautiful and witty for my own good??

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damn it's a shame my client actually has no idea I'm doing this
it's also a shame I really don't even know their name so I can't even hit them up lol
how did u turn into a werewolf anyway

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why people do it?????? become furries???
I actually don't know but many people theorize abt why ppl do it or wear fursuits
I personally just think it's because theyre nasty and don't have standards LMAO
like if ur a furry ur one step away from being the true type of weird: confident basement dweller

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…what’s wrong with dwelling in a basement?

[asano_san]

All of it!

[troubadamsel]

I almost wish you were serious, it'd nearly make more sense! How can you possibly joke when people are getting injured and worse? You sit there, wasting our time with this nonsense, and think this is funny? You must be mad!

[perfectennist]

If you -- or your friend -- want to gain publicity with stupid stunts, at least attempt to do them far enough away that you won't endanger anyone else.

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I think it's more mad that you don't think the topic of someone being a furry is hilarious LMAO
everyone's just been posting the same old stuff on this forum
and I thought this would be a quirky funny idea?
no wonder u got a unicorn and a pegasus mixed up in charades u prude

[troubadamsel]

Posting the same old stuff? We're trying to find a cure and stay alive! You dare call me a prude, but it sounds like you're the privileged one, never knowing a wound or loss of a loved one, if you can laugh about this ordeal. You wouldn't last a day in my realm.

[good_ideas]

if you need something like that to feel pretty then you might have deeper problems
but go ahead and be a fad idol if that's your thing

such optimism
but i'd rather be cautious than a furry
you do you though
you fad idol

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have u never heard that expression at all before?
have u never been on the internet?

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oh man
you sound pretty boring then
no offense! LOL

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*eye rolling emoji* *eye rolling emoji* *eye rolling emoji* *eye rolling emoji* *eye rolling emoji*
LOL you already said that
unless you can come up with something that doesn't sound like smth my mom would say
im gonna keep responding with extremely detailed descriptions of emojis i feel accurately represent what ur responses make me feel