#C1E7FA | don't ask

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Hi everyone, this is Junko Enoshima!
I'm one of the very cute and endearing newbies that you've definitely heard of..
i have a question 4 anyone who is willing to listen
which i'm super duper positive u all will
this is a tantalizing subject

do you think turning into a werewolf on purpose is a good publicity stunt?
like that it won't be misconstrued as me being into that kind of stuff? lol

for once, i really am asking for a friend

Comments

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[passio]

Most people here will think you’re into that kind of stuff. It’s better if you don’t.

[ not to mention, like, don’t become a werewolf on purpose, but dextera knows how everyone in this town is. ]

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so what you're telling me is
bc this is what im getting from that lol
is that the majority population in this place are furries? like absolutely everyone?
because only a furry would try and call someone a furry

[passio]

…I don’t think I know what a “furry” is.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT
NO WAY REALLY?????
there's no way u haven't even heard that word I don't believe u lol

#BD1864

[robosmith]

It's a good publicity stunt if you want to come out as a furry.
But otherwise sorry, them's the breaks. I can't see what other publicity you could possibly gain from it.
Just asking this probably already got you pegged as one because no one really believes the whole "asking for a friend" thing.

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uhhh, you're wrong. i don't think you even understand what i'm going for...
why can't anyone see the appeal of turning into a quirky, totally cute and spontaneous werewolf?
but i really am asking for a friend. well.. not really a friend.
I'm an agent, you see.
so im trying 2 like brainstorm to get his name out u know how Hollywood is etc etc

[robosmith]

Uh, probably because there's no such thing as a "cute werewolf" in this case. There's just the violent and bloodthirsty kind.
So you're really better off making your supposed friend a fursuit or some ears.
And I don't have to point out the obvious about Hollywood not having any relevance here, do I? Publicity is pretty much moot.

[asano_san]

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[Cute, huh? But more importantly.]

No one should want to be a werewolf!

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well u kno what i thnk?
I think ur just not open to new and exciting ideas

[asano_san]

That's not exciting. It's terrifying!

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

pretty sure there’s no other way it could be seen other than as you being super into this kind of stuff
Or are you just trying to make people think you have some kind of rabies kink??
That you’re just a dog person taking it to weird new places?

Besides isn’t it kind of permanent for a publicity stunt?

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dont push ur weird kinks onto me i didnt even remotely consider the possibility of werewolves getting rabies ew lmaoooo
just only like the basic werewolf stuff like
idk having dog ears and a cute tail

and maybe ? but like do you really expect everyone to stay with these changes to them?

[good_ideas]

says the one who wants to embrace their furry side
So are you only going to perform at night or something? In the light of the moon? How is that not really weird

Are you so gullible to think that the changes will disappear with time? Well at least I won't be the one stuck as a furry at the end of all this so do what you want I guess?

#FFCCCC

[anamnestik]

Excuse me?

That's very worrisome, Ms Enoshima! Your friend, I mean.

I think we need to have an intervention!

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ya i tried telling them that like
this is KIND OF permanent for a publicity stunt but they just like...wouldn't listen
but im a rly supportive friend so i have 2 ask the public anyway since they wanna remain anon

[anamnestik]

That's so kind of you. I respect your friend's feelings, then.

On being anon

please discourage this dangerous thinking!

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

ARE YOU LEGITIMATELY INSANE??? WHO IN THE WORLD GIVES A FLYING DAMN ABOUT PUBLICITY??? DON'T DO IT!!!

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ummm my client does thanks
they're really trying to break through into this tough market
idk if u know how long it takes to make ur name known but sometimes u just gotta do weird stuff

[troubadamsel]

This joke is in terribly bad taste! People are getting hurt out there!

#FFB9C9

[perfectennist]

What "publicity"? There's less than a thousand people here. Why would you need publicity in a place like this?

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instead of asking why I would need publicity in a place like this, ask
why not?

My client is extremely ambitious in their endeavor to reach stardom despite the dreary circumstances surrounding this place. As their agent, it is only my duty to get the general consensus of what would hit closer to our possible fan base.

[perfectennist]

There's no fan base here, and there isn't going to be any "stardom" for anyone, especially not with a stunt like putting anyone in danger.

#A30414

[eusford]

Here's my written review as a werewolf (or werepie):

It sucks. We're in some deep shit. I got fed a deer heart like I'm part of a zoo exhibit.
Willingness to die is at 60%.

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wow
thats exactly the type of feedback i needed 4 my client
how quickly would u be able to bite them and turn them into one of u guys???????

[eusford]

Throw them into the forest and give them a day or so.
Though I won't lie, I'm quite famished so don't be surprised if they actually come out in pieces.
Or not at all.