Summer "The Witch" Moran (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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awashrpg2018-06-24 03:45 pm
whichcraft) wrote in awashrpg2018-06-24 03:45 pm
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Okay, so, a couple of things.
First off, probably useful for people to know right now: there's silver in them there hills. Forest, I mean. There's silver in the woods and you really have to look for it because it's buried, but it's out there. I found a ring in a chest, and I have a feeling given this place it's not the only one out there.
Second off is magic. I keep seeing people on the forum offering to use their talents to help make things better for everybody around here, so I guess I figure I should throw my figurative hat into the ring on that one, too. I was telling a guy recently that my magic is kind of like clay, and the spells I can do are like molds for it. Just because I've got molds for hearts, stars, and horseshoes right now doesn't mean I can't someday figure out how to make clovers and blue moons, too. It's just...working out how to do it, the first time.
Example: I've overheard enough people complaining about there not being any hair gel around that I went and figured out how to simulate it with magic. I don't need it myself but hey, trade me a favor and I'll do your hair for you, if it means that much to you. I'm a helper.
But yeah, I figure if I can do that, then maybe I can do other stuff, too. Things people think the town needs — above and beyond just putting on music for the local prom, I mean. So I'm taking ideas, if you've got them. I can't make any promises, but...you know, I want to help. Even if it's just really random, stupid little conveniences. Like maybe I can enchant a bathtub to heat the water you put in it or something, I don't know. I'm good at tricks like that, it's kind of what I do.
Third thing, and this is kind of out there but I just wanted to see if anybody else has been having thoughts like this too. Does it ever seem as though this town is, like...some kind of entity in its own right? Like a thing with a will of its own?
Okay, so, a couple of things.
First off, probably useful for people to know right now: there's silver in them there hills. Forest, I mean. There's silver in the woods and you really have to look for it because it's buried, but it's out there. I found a ring in a chest, and I have a feeling given this place it's not the only one out there.
Second off is magic. I keep seeing people on the forum offering to use their talents to help make things better for everybody around here, so I guess I figure I should throw my figurative hat into the ring on that one, too. I was telling a guy recently that my magic is kind of like clay, and the spells I can do are like molds for it. Just because I've got molds for hearts, stars, and horseshoes right now doesn't mean I can't someday figure out how to make clovers and blue moons, too. It's just...working out how to do it, the first time.
Example: I've overheard enough people complaining about there not being any hair gel around that I went and figured out how to simulate it with magic. I don't need it myself but hey, trade me a favor and I'll do your hair for you, if it means that much to you. I'm a helper.
But yeah, I figure if I can do that, then maybe I can do other stuff, too. Things people think the town needs — above and beyond just putting on music for the local prom, I mean. So I'm taking ideas, if you've got them. I can't make any promises, but...you know, I want to help. Even if it's just really random, stupid little conveniences. Like maybe I can enchant a bathtub to heat the water you put in it or something, I don't know. I'm good at tricks like that, it's kind of what I do.
Third thing, and this is kind of out there but I just wanted to see if anybody else has been having thoughts like this too. Does it ever seem as though this town is, like...some kind of entity in its own right? Like a thing with a will of its own?
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How many hours a day do you sleep, and how long does it take you to hit on someone, in minutes?
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But I don't know how long it takes me to hit on someone. It depends on how quickly they tell me to go away.
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There's 168 hours in a week. If you sleep 9.5 of them every day, that's 66.5 hours you spend asleep, which you wouldn't be using to hit on someone, which means you're awake for 101.5. So let's call it 100, again just to be easy.
60 minutes in an hour times 100 hours is 6,000 minutes you could've spent hitting on someone, divided by ten minutes per person equals 600 opportunities to hit on someone that you missed.
I'm pretty sure the population of this place is less than 100, so again let's assume that there's 100 total people here, half of whom are probably girls. That's 50 possible people you could've hit on.
So in the whole course of the week, you missed out on hitting on every girl in this place twelve times apiece.
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See! 600 missed opportunities because I ate a handful of candy when I didn't even mean to do it! And since I could have tried 12 times with each girl, my chances of wearing one of them down would have been even better.
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I'm just asking.
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And if it makes you feel better I will promise that I will not set you on fire because of something you said in this conversation.
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