#0715CD

[windeity]

(color!)

hey sup
despite this slightly less attractive shade this is dave
i mean john is here but i am too
and as the arguably more attractive of the two of us im going first
i got more votes at prom that means its true
but anyway just mentally call up my red i know you can do it
obviously the rumors of our demise were greatly exaggerated
or like
not that exaggerated 
that definitely happened
but things are copacetic now
aside from the weird few days where i felt like a reject mascot from a kids show

what dave is TRYING to say is that hey, we're back. it looks like guren maybe sort of explained what happened (sorry guren! and okuyasu! and everyone else?) 
i think the boogeyman was defeated right? if we could get details on how it all finished that would be pretty good.
here's a fun fact for you: when you come back from the dead, you get to look all sketchy and weird. i'm not sure we even recognized each other, we were just in our house assuming we were supposed to be there.
we would have been in touch sooner but i don't think we could have been. 
it's been a couple of days though...dave probably has a more specific count.

four days total dude
two days gone two days in weirdass mode
im not gonna go into minutes and seconds thats useless to anyone not me
it was like being a coloring book only instead of waxy crayola goodness we were being filled with like
speech and not looking creepy as fuck
gotta say godtier revival is a lot neater than that bullshit
and also generally more reliable bc idk how much we can rely on the sketch bullshit
probably not dying is still an excellent course of action for anyone who prefers not being dead
you know
as per usual
in more important news two days spent puttering around banging on the piano led to a life changing decision and were starting a band
i would say a boy band but were accepting of all genders
and instruments
and like musical creeds
although imma judge you a bit for musical tastes probably but like you can still come and join and hang and jam
and john will judge you less probably
maybe
or at least hell smile goofily while he judges you so really what have you got to lose
other than free time which lbr we all have way too much of
were still arguing about band names or if an informal jam session even requires one
hint john has awful naming sensibilities and mine are amazing

ok more like the opposite of that is true! jeez.
but like he said, we are actually open to people coming over and playing at our place.
the piano is technically portable if we feel like it but i kind of don’t want to, so just let us know. thanks!
oh. is there anything else we’ve missed in the last four days? thanks again.

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#3630FF

[messianic]

[wheezes in the safety of his own home--]

Both of you need to seriously be more careful.

[HE WAS SO...WORRIED.......and upset...]

[parodeity]

( color )

ill have you know im always careful
but yeah this was my bad
made a mistake
wont happen again sometimes i learn and grow like a butterfly
or a moth
dont moths do the exact same process as butterflies

[messianic]

I honestly have no idea.

[Also, he doesn't want to talk about moths when Dave died???]

But so long as it doesn't happen again, I guess I'm happy with that. Are you okay? How are you feeling?

[parodeity]

perfectly ok nothing to worry about
its not like dying is a new thing ive been around that block a few times before
got a rewards card that i forgot to get stamped

[messianic]

You know, that just worries me even more. Even if you're used to it, dying still can't be easy.

[parodeity]

people can get used to anything
its one of those neat features of homosapiens

[messianic]

[...]

And are you really that used to dying?

[parodeity]

its a talent

[messianic]

[NO???]

I'm going to put it out there right now that that's the opposite of a talent

[parodeity]

minato youre oppressing my talents

[messianic]

Yep, sure am.

[NO SHAME.]

I'm not fond of that talent. You have better ones.

[parodeity]

like what
is it compliment dave hour
i could make time for compliment dave hour
im joking but seriously insert monty python skit here
i mean
i guess that is a phrase one cant actually say "seriously"

[messianic]

I can make it that if you want me to.

I don't think it'd be hard to come up with an hour's worth of compliments. Here, I can even start with:

You have great taste in music, and a lot of hidden talents up your sleeves and you're really good at being there for your friends no matter what's going on, and you're a good pillow, too.

[windeity]

[After retrieving the laptop:]

to be fair at least the boogeyman's officially dead...so we sort of helped, right?

[messianic]

[:(]

Please don't help at the cost of your own life, John... it's important, you know?

But thank you for fighting to protect all of us, even so.

[windeity]

i know.
it answered a question i wasn't entirely sure of here though. so that was good, too.
everyone has been safe for the last couple of days?

[messianic]

Yeah, more or less. Everyone's been recovering from the werewolves.

Also, what "question" exactly?

[windeity]

yeah, that on top of the boogeyman did not sound like it would be very fun. you didn't get bit, did you?
and just the question about conditional immortality. now i know that doesn't work here.

[messianic]

No, I've been fine.

You mean that you're not immortal even a little bit here, right?

[windeity]

yes, that part.
usually at home we can only die under very specific circumstances and i was not too anxious to test that out but it just worked out that way.

[messianic]

It seems like that's the case for everyone in their own strange ways...

[When he thinks of how Ryoji was turned to stone despite what Ryoji was--]

Some sort of weird side effect of the magic here, maybe?

[windeity]

it is possible.
the rest of my aspect is fine and i can still fly and stuff.
that seems to be the only thing that doesn't work.
but dave's timetravel does weird stuff here.
the magic here does not like certain things being messed with.
that's all i can figure out.

[messianic]

That's what I think too. Like... okay, bear with me, but what if we think about it as a fairy tale?

So like that's why Dave's time travel doesn't work. Because it would mess with the flow of the story.

[windeity]

it kind of fits the "think of this as a movie" thing so i'm following along.
it's possible though, you're right! if we are just characters in someone else's fairytale, they would be able to control what we can and cannot do here.
do you think maybe later they would give us certain things back?

[messianic]

Certain things? Like your powers and abilities, you mean?

I think it depends on how much it interferes with the "story", you know?