awashrpg | #0715CD

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hey sup despite this slightly less attractive shade this is dave i mean john is here but i am too and as the arguably more attractive of the two of us im going first i got more votes at prom that means its true but anyway just mentally call up my red i know you can do it obviously the rumors of our demise were greatly exaggerated or like not that exaggerated that definitely happened but things are copacetic now aside from the weird few days where i felt like a reject mascot from a kids show what dave is TRYING to say is that hey, we're back. it looks like guren maybe sort of explained what happened (sorry guren! and okuyasu! and everyone else?) i think the boogeyman was defeated right? if we could get details on how it all finished that would be pretty good. here's a fun fact for you: when you come back from the dead, you get to look all sketchy and weird. i'm not sure we even recognized each other, we were just in our house assuming we were supposed to be there. we would have been in touch sooner but i don't think we could have been. it's been a couple of days though...dave probably has a more specific count. four days total dude two days gone two days in weirdass mode im not gonna go into minutes and seconds thats useless to anyone not me it was like being a coloring book only instead of waxy crayola goodness we were being filled with like speech and not looking creepy as fuck gotta say godtier revival is a lot neater than that bullshit and also generally more reliable bc idk how much we can rely on the sketch bullshit probably not dying is still an excellent course of action for anyone who prefers not being dead you know as per usual in more important news two days spent puttering around banging on the piano led to a life changing decision and were starting a band i would say a boy band but were accepting of all genders and instruments and like musical creeds although imma judge you a bit for musical tastes probably but like you can still come and join and hang and jam and john will judge you less probably maybe or at least hell smile goofily while he judges you so really what have you got to lose other than free time which lbr we all have way too much of were still arguing about band names or if an informal jam session even requires one hint john has awful naming sensibilities and mine are amazing ok more like the opposite of that is true! jeez. but like he said, we are actually open to people coming over and playing at our place. the piano is technically portable if we feel like it but i kind of don’t want to, so just let us know. thanks! oh. is there anything else we’ve missed in the last four days? thanks again.

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it wasnt on purpose as least
just
well you know you saw

yeah
i know dude
u guys are doing alright now?
like not in a jokes on the net way

yeah of course
dave strider is once again online
all systems green
i have ten fingers and ten toes

that's still kinda joke-y

[if only he knew.... "shitposting"....]

ok though i believe it
mr. F gave the rest of us stupid cute shit for all that bull
what a wiseass

stupid cute shit??

a dumbass hat with a cartoon lion on it
supposed to make u feel brave
it's a piece of shit joke is what it is

wow can believe i went and fought a nightmare and i didnt get my fake mascot hat
not that i would wear a hat so im actually ok with this
cannot hide this perfect coiffure

it's stupid as shit
the others got something else with a lion on it
i don't remember
still stupid

you should draw me a lion to make up for this giant travesty tbh

uhh sure i guess hold on

[Three... two...]

oh my god
im such a fool
why didnt i ask for a hard copy so i could hang this on my wall fuck me

i can draw u another lion dude
don't get weepy on me

please please please please
i want an okuyasu original irl

yeah i know u do
i got u covered
one lion delivery coming up soon as i find some paper

youre my new favorite person thank you

hell yeah
finally everything's coming up okuyasu

see you in a bit dude

[Give him ten minutes to find paper, 2 minutes to desecrate it with a shitty lion, and 5 to mosey on over and here's Okuyasu, knocking on Dave's door like a polite boy come to deliver shitty art.]

Oi, it's me!

[ OBVIOUSLY the door swings open, like, immediately because this shit is TOP TIER IMPORTANT? ]

Dude! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

[ since

dying and stuff ]

[I mean it was a trying time... Well he's here with his paper, which he holds up, and the lion is just as shitty as it was on the network despite the huge difference between drawing with a touchpad and drawing with his trusty blue marker.]

That's 'cause you've been screwing around. [dying and shit] But here's your masterpiece.