#0715CD

[windeity]

(color!)

hey sup
despite this slightly less attractive shade this is dave
i mean john is here but i am too
and as the arguably more attractive of the two of us im going first
i got more votes at prom that means its true
but anyway just mentally call up my red i know you can do it
obviously the rumors of our demise were greatly exaggerated
or like
not that exaggerated 
that definitely happened
but things are copacetic now
aside from the weird few days where i felt like a reject mascot from a kids show

what dave is TRYING to say is that hey, we're back. it looks like guren maybe sort of explained what happened (sorry guren! and okuyasu! and everyone else?) 
i think the boogeyman was defeated right? if we could get details on how it all finished that would be pretty good.
here's a fun fact for you: when you come back from the dead, you get to look all sketchy and weird. i'm not sure we even recognized each other, we were just in our house assuming we were supposed to be there.
we would have been in touch sooner but i don't think we could have been. 
it's been a couple of days though...dave probably has a more specific count.

four days total dude
two days gone two days in weirdass mode
im not gonna go into minutes and seconds thats useless to anyone not me
it was like being a coloring book only instead of waxy crayola goodness we were being filled with like
speech and not looking creepy as fuck
gotta say godtier revival is a lot neater than that bullshit
and also generally more reliable bc idk how much we can rely on the sketch bullshit
probably not dying is still an excellent course of action for anyone who prefers not being dead
you know
as per usual
in more important news two days spent puttering around banging on the piano led to a life changing decision and were starting a band
i would say a boy band but were accepting of all genders
and instruments
and like musical creeds
although imma judge you a bit for musical tastes probably but like you can still come and join and hang and jam
and john will judge you less probably
maybe
or at least hell smile goofily while he judges you so really what have you got to lose
other than free time which lbr we all have way too much of
were still arguing about band names or if an informal jam session even requires one
hint john has awful naming sensibilities and mine are amazing

ok more like the opposite of that is true! jeez.
but like he said, we are actually open to people coming over and playing at our place.
the piano is technically portable if we feel like it but i kind of don’t want to, so just let us know. thanks!
oh. is there anything else we’ve missed in the last four days? thanks again.

Comments

[pursestrings]

i can draw u another lion dude
don't get weepy on me

[parodeity]

please please please please
i want an okuyasu original irl

[pursestrings]

yeah i know u do
i got u covered
one lion delivery coming up soon as i find some paper

[parodeity]

youre my new favorite person thank you

[pursestrings]

hell yeah
finally everything's coming up okuyasu

[parodeity]

see you in a bit dude

[pursestrings]

[Give him ten minutes to find paper, 2 minutes to desecrate it with a shitty lion, and 5 to mosey on over and here's Okuyasu, knocking on Dave's door like a polite boy come to deliver shitty art.]

Oi, it's me!

[parodeity]

[ OBVIOUSLY the door swings open, like, immediately because this shit is TOP TIER IMPORTANT? ]

Dude! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

[ since

dying and stuff ]

[pursestrings]

[I mean it was a trying time... Well he's here with his paper, which he holds up, and the lion is just as shitty as it was on the network despite the huge difference between drawing with a touchpad and drawing with his trusty blue marker.]

That's 'cause you've been screwing around. [dying and shit] But here's your masterpiece.

[parodeity]

[ he takes the shitty ass lion drawing lovingly in his hands... ]

Dude. Bro.

[ ARTWORK! ]

[pursestrings]

Yeah man, I feel you.

[Nodding, very serious, very earnest and not at all shitposting irl.]

There's more where that came from. Y'know, I guess.

[parodeity]

From now on whenever I feel the doldrums coming on, I'm gonna ask you for another Okuyasu original.

[pursestrings]

What, like a new animal every time? I can do that. [for you, dave... any weird animal.]

[parodeity]

I will collect an entire menagerie, and then we'll have you start makin' them up.

[ dave...leave your friends alone ]

[pursestrings]

[He's gonna draw Stray Cat...]

My marker's gonna die before that, for sure. That makes 'em valuable.

[parodeity]

What about your magic quill from that story quest?

[pursestrings]

Eh, that kinda makes me look like an asshole. I'd have to start dressing like Lupin and calling stuff biscuits.

[no, okuyasu]

[parodeity]

I'm 99% sure the British think anything breaded is a biscuit.

[ maybe ]

[pursestrings]

[this is a theory that must be tested]

How easily do you think I can get Lupin some chicken nuggets?

[parodeity]

I bet Ignis could maybe make them...?

[pursestrings]

[here it comes, that big stupidity reveal]

Okay, hold up, is this Ignis guy real? Josuke was talking about him too, but I've never heard of this guy besides that time and this one!

[parodeity]

Tel's real name is Ignis. [ dave shrugs... ] He was apparently not up to sharin' the real one for a while there.