USER: #2471A3 - Minor Crafting Assistance Requested

[unfatalist]

Good morning. If I may, I'd like to make a request for some minor assistance, from anyone in the town who might possess the requisite expertise to assist me in a small endeavor of mine.

Recently, I came into possession of a cat; I expect some residents of Chroma may have seen it wandering around, as I believe it was a stray prior to my adopting it, and as such it is already accustomed to something of an independent lifestyle as opposed to that of a more domesticated housecat. She's rather distinctive — cream-white fur, with black ears, face, paws, and tail. Her name is Pearl, though I'm not certain if she's had that name long enough as yet to recognize it as her own. If you should happen to see her around, please be kind to her; if you happen to see her getting up to something she shouldn't, please either let me know or simply apprehend her and bring her back home.

In the interest of responsible pet ownership, I'd like to have her fitted with some sort of collar and tag to help identify her when she decides to take herself for a constitutional. Ideally, I'd also like it to include a bell or rattle of some variety, though that's largely a whim for my own benefit, as it would make it easier to identify when she's getting up to mischief around the house.

Assistance in this endeavor would be much appreciated, and I'll naturally recompense your time and industry accordingly — with the offer to prepare a favorite meal of yours, perhaps.

Comments

[bittybat]

I can't verify she was alone. Pennyworth wasn't with me at least.

She stopped yowling later in the early morning. I had assumed it was mate calling, and now I can see I wasn't incorrected. Great.

[unfatalist]

Meaning that there is a not-zero and in fact reasonably likely chance that your cat and my cat have had...amorous relations.

...

What a cat-tastrophe. Does this make us related, I wonder?

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[nascere]

so does it mean there could be kittens

[ SOMEONE IS VERY INTERESTED PROMPTO BUDDY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS! ]

[unfatalist]

To my utter horror and chagrin.

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[photoshooter]

ARE WE HAVING KITTENS??!?! (╯✧∇✧)╯(╯✧∇✧)╯(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[unfatalist]

I'm highly disconcerted by your use of the word "we".

Pearl may well be, yes.

[nascere]

i don't mind kittens

[ HE IS JUST AS EXCITED AS PROMPTO SOUNDS!!! ]

[photoshooter]

we're gonna be dads!!!!

[nascere]

dont let sparky hear that
he'll get jealous

[photoshooter]

but IGGY's joining our dad club!! sparky's gonna be a big brother!!!!

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[whereabout]

As long as they can learn to get along with the chickens.

[ WE HAD CHICKENS FIRST josh will go to bat for his birbs ok ]

[nascere]

im sure theyll get along, joshua
how many chickens do we have anyway

[whereabout]

Still just the five, but Estelle and I finished building the bigger coop, so we're going to hatch a couple more soon. Depending how that goes, maybe more later, too.

[bittybat]

[GOD NOCTIS AND PROMPTO why]

Don’t ever say that again.

We don’t know if anything will come of this at all. We don’t even know if they were together. Don’t get ahead of yourselves.

[They’re fucked. There’s gonna be kittens.]

[nascere]

[ HAHAHAHAHHA YOU GONNA BE A KITTY DAD TOO ]

where was your cat when she was yowling the entire night at the docks?

[bittybat]

[HE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE A DAD!!!]

He wasn't committing this level of betrayal, I'm sure.

[nascere]

[ NO HE ISN'T ]

im sure it wont be so bad once you hold his kittens in your arms

[bittybat]

We don't even know if there are kittens yet! We won't know for three weeks at minimum. If there ARE kittens, they won't be born for six weeks after.

[photoshooter]

i'm clearing my entire schedule nine weeks from now.

also hi again!! boy you really love animals huh? every time we meet it's because of them!

[bittybat]

There is absolutely no need for a schedule because nothing like that has transpired.

[He can't believe his son got a lady knocked up???]

If anything deserves to be protected at all costs, it's animals.

[unfatalist]

Plenty of time to discuss custodial arrangements, I suppose, if worst comes to worst.

And alimony, of course.

[bittybat]

ALIMONY? They aren't married, they're animals! Besides, Pennyworth would never dishonor himself or me by getting a divorce.

[nascere]

so does this mean you're gonna help monitor pearl when she pops

[unfatalist]

Let's kindly refrain from referring to anything as "popping", thank you.

[bittybat]

I never signed up for midwifery. Do any of the rest of you know how to do animal birthing?