Ignis Scientia (
unfatalist) wrote in
awashrpg2018-08-04 07:49 pm
USER: #2471A3 - Minor Crafting Assistance Requested
Good morning. If I may, I'd like to make a request for some minor assistance, from anyone in the town who might possess the requisite expertise to assist me in a small endeavor of mine.
Recently, I came into possession of a cat; I expect some residents of Chroma may have seen it wandering around, as I believe it was a stray prior to my adopting it, and as such it is already accustomed to something of an independent lifestyle as opposed to that of a more domesticated housecat. She's rather distinctive — cream-white fur, with black ears, face, paws, and tail. Her name is Pearl, though I'm not certain if she's had that name long enough as yet to recognize it as her own. If you should happen to see her around, please be kind to her; if you happen to see her getting up to something she shouldn't, please either let me know or simply apprehend her and bring her back home.
In the interest of responsible pet ownership, I'd like to have her fitted with some sort of collar and tag to help identify her when she decides to take herself for a constitutional. Ideally, I'd also like it to include a bell or rattle of some variety, though that's largely a whim for my own benefit, as it would make it easier to identify when she's getting up to mischief around the house.
Assistance in this endeavor would be much appreciated, and I'll naturally recompense your time and industry accordingly — with the offer to prepare a favorite meal of yours, perhaps.
Recently, I came into possession of a cat; I expect some residents of Chroma may have seen it wandering around, as I believe it was a stray prior to my adopting it, and as such it is already accustomed to something of an independent lifestyle as opposed to that of a more domesticated housecat. She's rather distinctive — cream-white fur, with black ears, face, paws, and tail. Her name is Pearl, though I'm not certain if she's had that name long enough as yet to recognize it as her own. If you should happen to see her around, please be kind to her; if you happen to see her getting up to something she shouldn't, please either let me know or simply apprehend her and bring her back home.
In the interest of responsible pet ownership, I'd like to have her fitted with some sort of collar and tag to help identify her when she decides to take herself for a constitutional. Ideally, I'd also like it to include a bell or rattle of some variety, though that's largely a whim for my own benefit, as it would make it easier to identify when she's getting up to mischief around the house.
Assistance in this endeavor would be much appreciated, and I'll naturally recompense your time and industry accordingly — with the offer to prepare a favorite meal of yours, perhaps.

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[ But would he really mind kittens, though? Maybe not... ]
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I'm not sure I would call kittens a plague, however. They can be a handful, but aren't they rather lovely?
[ They are cute, Ignis, come on!! ]
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Regardless, in the event that there are in fact kittens, I suppose we'll be better prepared this time than those others.
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Incidentally, if you do happen to wind up with unexpected kittens this time, what do you intend to do with them? Do you have anyone who could help you with them?
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And I've had at least one request to adopt, so it may be that we have to seek homes for them among the population.
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As for putting the hypothetical kittens up for adoption, should I take it to mean it's something you're seriously considering?
[ Not that... he's interested, of course not, he doesn't even like cats......... ]
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And if you don't mind my saying so, this sounds rather like a lead-up to a proposal.
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[ But that... Oh no, Ignis is on to him! Better make some shit up to cover his tracks!! ]
And, well-- I suppose it might be? I know someone who used to have a cat, back home, and I'm fairly sure he has missed his four-legged companion. I think he might be interested.
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In the event that we wind up with kittens, would you like me to remember your — and by extension, his — interest?
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And I would appreciate that, if you and your friends truly wouldn't mind entrusting a kitten to a near stranger. Although in such a small town, I feel like we are all at least vaguely acquainted with each other.
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Also, with regard to the kitten adoption, I've still several weeks before they're ever born. Rest assured that's plenty of time for me to vet you and your friend thoroughly.
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How terrifying! However, I was hoping to make a surprise, so I'm wondering if there's any way you can run a background check in secrecy?
[ HE IS ASKING FOR A FRIEND. THAT IS ALL. ]