#0000E6 (post-event)

[pursestrings]

(it's ur homie)

aight gather round for okuya$u's latest creepy town update
and don't tell me not to do it because i already did it so suck on that
but while half of us were sick as shit and the other half were kidnapped me and emma went to check out the well

like from the inside

u nerds out there might wanna write this one down

mostly it was just cold and wet (no shit) but overnight it exploded with magic? at least i think it was at night
kinda hard to tell from in there
it was pretty much just blinding us for a couple min but we already know the well's gotta be magic so what else could it be? magic

[This is the best explanation he can come up with, don't @ him.]

and we saw some crazy stuff! i saw people building the stupid well, like other people, and it was normal and nobody was a fucked up monster or a ghost or anything!
and emma saw more mystery people moving into town and then all of us were dots by color like on lupin's map but magic
and people were connected to stuff that has color i think?
so mr. F must be keeping track of who's "fixing" what stuff with the wrong damn colors

don't ask me what stuff ur stuck to on the color map though cuz i didn't see it
and i haven't seen emma since the other day in the well so
she's probably gone

that's all i got this time folks
well still sucks, mr. F still sucks, we're all still here
mostly

Comments

[messianic]

[he loves you...really....]

I guess not. I just wanted to say it anyway, though, because it's important. Like... letting you know how important you are to everyone here. Though I guess it's kind of selfish to hope someone stays here when they could go home.

[pursestrings]

u said something like that before
but sure, thanks
mr. F is a pain in the ass but i dunno, i don't really think about going home that much anymore

[messianic]

I don't want to miss my chance to say things like that when people just disappear whenever.

[He has made that mistake, thanks.]

You too, though? It feels like a lot of people feel that way here, somehow.

[pursestrings]

yeah i get u
besides josuke there's nothing at home i really miss, i guess

besides josuke and ice cream

[messianic]

You know, we have enough people with magical ice abilities that I'd think ice cream is doable, maybe? If we really tried.

[pursestrings]

i GUESS but no one's ever done it! i been talking about ice cream for months!!!

[messianic]

Have you asked anyone straight up? Maybe they've missed your hints.

[pursestrings]

uh
i don't remember
do u have ice powers
buddy
dude

[messianic]

Yeah, I do. And yeah, I'll use them to help you make ice cream, if you can figure out how to do it. I have no idea how to make ice cream.

Maybe Scientia-san would know?

[pursestrings]

p sure u just dump some milk & sugar in with ice and blend it
like what else is even in ice cream???

[flavoring.]

who

[messianic]

[...Er.]

Ignis, I mean.

But okay, let's give it a try. Do you know anyone with either?

[pursestrings]

oh, him

[The one who didn't exist for months in Okuyasu's world because no one told him Tellus was a fake name. That guy.]

well somebody's got a goat now
do uh
do they make goat milk ice cream

[messianic]

[You know.

Minato has no idea. He's never heard of it before. But also like--]

They do if they're desperate for ice cream and they don't have anything else to use. Someone probably has sugar too if they brought it back from home.

[It is going to be gross if they don't add any flavoring at all, add some strawberries or something, boys, sheesh.]

[pursestrings]

[If only Okuyasu still had orange soda. He has cucumbers?]

good call




ok do u know how to milk a goat???

[messianic]

[Yum, cucumber ice cream]

Definitely not. Joshua-san might, though. They're keeping animals, right?

[Chickens...goats...what's the difference. Thanks, city boy.]

[pursestrings]

u gotta stop assuming i know every dude in this town, man

[messianic]

What really? Everyone doesn't know you after the money goose incident?

[He is

Teasing]

[pursestrings]

oh I'M famous, yeah
doesn't mean i know everybody else

[messianic]

Alright, fair enough.

I'll ask him. Do you know anyone else who might know how? We should probably just ask everyone who might be able to and hope for the best.

[pursestrings]

rin might but he's having a bad time so i'm not gonna bug him about this stuff
anybody else who can cook? i guess

[messianic]

I see... Yeah, mostly I was thinking anyone who might be good with animals mightk now how to milk a goat. That's not one of those skills you just randomly learn in school, you know?

[pursestrings]

oh
i mean
maybe rin can do that too???
u think u know a guy but maybe he can milk goats
it could happen

[messianic]

True betrayal is never telling your bro you can milk goats.

[Deadpan doesn't translate very well over text.]

＼| ￣ヘ￣|／

[That doesn't help, Minato.]

[pursestrings]

if ur hiding ur goat milking expertise from me i'm gonna be




confused

[messianic]

Not me.

I only know what goats look like because of pictures. And barely if that, because I can't say I've looked at a lot of goat pictures.