#0000E6 (post-event)

[pursestrings]

(it's ur homie)

aight gather round for okuya$u's latest creepy town update
and don't tell me not to do it because i already did it so suck on that
but while half of us were sick as shit and the other half were kidnapped me and emma went to check out the well

like from the inside

u nerds out there might wanna write this one down

mostly it was just cold and wet (no shit) but overnight it exploded with magic? at least i think it was at night
kinda hard to tell from in there
it was pretty much just blinding us for a couple min but we already know the well's gotta be magic so what else could it be? magic

[This is the best explanation he can come up with, don't @ him.]

and we saw some crazy stuff! i saw people building the stupid well, like other people, and it was normal and nobody was a fucked up monster or a ghost or anything!
and emma saw more mystery people moving into town and then all of us were dots by color like on lupin's map but magic
and people were connected to stuff that has color i think?
so mr. F must be keeping track of who's "fixing" what stuff with the wrong damn colors

don't ask me what stuff ur stuck to on the color map though cuz i didn't see it
and i haven't seen emma since the other day in the well so
she's probably gone

that's all i got this time folks
well still sucks, mr. F still sucks, we're all still here
mostly

Comments

[asano_san]

She'll be shivering alone in the corner.

Or whatever counts as the corner of a circle. It's a symbolic corner of not having anyone else to count on!

Then I can come up and save the day!

"Don't worry. Keigo's here to take care of you."

[pursestrings]

does that work for u
like have u gone out with anybody before???

[asano_san]

I've never been in that situation before, so it could work!

[pursestrings]

ok ok sure

[It just, you know, seems more likely that Keigo will be shivering and one of Chroma's local competent women will be the one to rescue him from his plight, but Okuyasu can keep that to himself.]

are there any girls here who like u
i'm asking for real so don't freak out

[asano_san]

None of them like me like me.

But there are all kinds of girls who would rather hug me than freeze to death!

[pursestrings]

ok i'm gonna do something fucking heroic for u dude
ready
i'll help u with girls if u never ask me to draw u porn ever again

[asano_san]

I asked you the one time!

[pursestrings]

it was enough times

[asano_san]

And it was Shiho's fault! It's not like I sat around thinking of who could make porn for me and thought of you out of nowhere!

So yes, I can promise not to ask you again.

[pursestrings]

ur both guilty, i got it

ok
so
which girl

[asano_san]

Which one do you think I have the best chance with?

[pursestrings]

not what i asked, dude
plus i dunno which girls u even know
don't be weird, just follow ur heart or whatever

had to fight the urge to say Ochako just to watch Keigo burn

[asano_san]

What about Elizabeth?

[game show buzzer noise] - okuyasu 2k18

[pursestrings]

uhhhh the smart girl talking about dimensions & stuff that one time??

[They've only spoken on the network. It went sideways because Okuyasu can't explain himself for beans. This is what he's working with.]

do u hang out with her a lot?

[asano_san]

Yeah, she's really smart because she read a ton of books.

She helped me out when I was invisible and I showed her the school in my closet and she really liked it.

[pursestrings]

[Sadly, this is also what Okuyasu thinks smart people do 24/7. It totally tracks.]

u should hang out with her more
& don't make it weird, just be cool

[asano_san]

That's your only advice?

[pursestrings]

between the two of us i am way better at girls, just saying
do u know how to be cool??? how to chill out??

[asano_san]

Everyone is way better than I am.

I think I know how to be cool but the girls never think so.

[pursestrings]

girls totally love whining all the time, for sure

say something cool

[asano_san]

Heyyyy

What are you doing later?

[See! Super cool.]

[pursestrings]

[god have mercy on okuyasu]

god i can't believe i agreed to do this with u




nothing
what u doing

[asano_san]

[Keigo thought he would just judge the coolness of what he said, not reply back.

So Okuyasu is making this worse on himself.]

Not much.

Want to come over? My parents aren't home.

[pursestrings]

nobody's parents are here

[He's definitely... JUDGING......]

[asano_san]

I'm giving you an example!