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Please complete these quests. If you do, there may be a reward awaiting you.

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Once upon a time, there lived a young man in an azure district. While his family wanted for nothing in terms of wealth, the man's heart sought one most felt was beyond his reach. His heart's desire was a poor but comely man who hailed from the crimson district, and his beauty had already drawn several suitors from that same district to his side in the hopes of claiming his heart for their own.

The young man despaired, for he knew to approach his love whilst hailing from another color would be a fruitless effort indeed. Thankfully there was another, a true friend, a young woman of the brighter, sunnier district, who was there to offer her assistance.

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[good_ideas]

then prove it

[asano_san]

I don't know how to do that.

Tell me something a normal person does, and I'll tell you if I do it.

[good_ideas]

and how will i know you actually do any of that normal person stuff like eating, sleeping, breathing

[asano_san]

You've seen me breathe!

[good_ideas]

No i haven’t?

[asano_san]

I've been right in front of you breathing!

[good_ideas]

you’ve been right in front of me but i’ve never checked if you were breathing

[asano_san]

That's your fault for missing it!

[good_ideas]

Going to check if someone you’re talking to is breathing isn’t something a normal person does!!

[asano_san]

OK, but wouldn't it be weird and out of place if someone wasn't breathing? You'd have to notice that!

[good_ideas]

not if they’re really good at pretending!!

[asano_san]

Pretending to breathe?

[good_ideas]

Yes?

[asano_san]

This is ridiculous! Why can't you just take my word for it that I do normal things like breathe and sleep and eat?

[good_ideas]

ehhh but then who's going to take responsibility when you end up not doing them?

[asano_san]

I'll take responsibility because I'll die if I don't!

[good_ideas]

or so you say!!

[asano_san]

OK, you know what? The next time I see you, I'm going to eat and breathe right in front of you! Sleep, too, if I can do it!

[good_ideas]

!!! Really???! I’m look forward to it then!

[And by “it” she means “drawing on his face while he sleeps”.]

[asano_san]

And I'm looking forward to proving you wrong!

[good_ideas]

i hope you can
Because otherwise you’d be a zombie or something and we’d have to banish you to the forest

[asano_san]

Don't just banish people to the forest!

[good_ideas]

but if you’re a zombie don’t we kind of need to?
It’s for the good of the whole town

[asano_san]

You said zombie or something. Maybe the or something is perfectly harmless!

[good_ideas]

what like a friendly zombie?
You watch too many movies