USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

Comments

[messianic]

If I find a magical disco hen, I'll let you know.

I got a stone for going into the woods but Ichinose-san might be mad if we use it to look for the hen. It's tempting though.

[parodeity]

dibs on tagging along when you use it
only way i will forgive you not gifting me a magic hen

man were living harvest moon
shit
how did i not notice it sooner

also maybe dad wont notice

[parodeity]

[ maybe it shouldn't sound as hopeful as dave feels it does. ]

you know what
you earned three prizes
you are good at this

[whichcraft]

I told you.

First rule of fairy tales. Know your audience.

[messianic]

I can't believe I didn't notice before.

Giving each other gifts to raise each other's friendship stats and raising animals... it all makes sense now. The purple milk still doesn't though.

Anyway you're right. It's a deal; you can come along whenever I use it. Good luck to us.

1/2

[withwisdom]

Very well. Allow me a few minutes.

[ hm hm hmm... ]

[withwisdom]

Once upon a time there was a young boy with stellar shades, who lived in an isolated cabin on a mountain plateau. He lived with his older brother - their parents had passed away when they were young - and not far from the cabin was a grove of apple trees. However these were no ordinary apple trees. They were blessed by the Lord of the Mountain, Satori, to have eternal bounty. In hot waves, or cold snow, the trees would still bear fruit every month.

The two boys would always harvest the apples, leaving half for themselves and offering the other half to Satori as thanks for his blessings. This was a silent deal arranged between the two. So long as the boys would make their offerings, Satori would continue to bless the grove of trees to always be bountiful.

[parodeity]

am i really that easy to read

[parodeity]

i mean we also have red crows
sometimes i think were playing paint by number also
but like
badly

please were the luckiest guys here
you havent even died on a quest yet

[parodeity]

did they stick to the deal or is this where they got greedy

[whichcraft]

I'd say it's more like I'm good at reading, really.

I was never good with with putting stabby things into fleshy objects. Reading people's one of the things I actually could do.

[withwisdom]

I wonder.

[ and then another long pause as she writes out the next block: ]

One day, the head of the village resting below the mountain climbed up to the plateau to speak with the boys. The man wanted to make a deal with the boys. He would pay them a significant sum of rupees in exchange for all the apples in the grove for the month. It was a very generous amount, far greater than the cost of all those apples would ever realistically be.

The older brother said he could only give half the apples to the village head, knowing full well Satori would request the other half as part of their deal. However the village head could not abide by the reduction. He explained that a drought during the hot season had caused many of the crops to die before harvest time. The head had gone to other villages to request food, but everyone was suffering the same and no one could make deals. The apple trees blessed by Satori to never wither was his only chance at keeping his village fed for the winter.

As you can see, this was quite the dilemma for the boys. They knew Satori would be upset if they did not give their offerings to him, but the village head had a desperate need for the apples.

#FFE094

[crowsigliere]

[ Color ]

So you placed a scarecrow in the garden, presumably to protect it... and then you ask others to attack it for simply doing its job? That's hardly honorable.

What you're looking for is a fighting dummy. Scarecrows aren't known for their battle prowess, after all.

[ Don't sic the town on a scarecrow when there's an actual scarecrow among its residents, Dave, that's rude!! ]

#922B21

[osuni]

[color]

Can't we beat up a tree instead? That will make me feel a lot better than hugging it.

[THE FOREST IS TRULY BULLSHIT THOUGH, okuni feels this so deeply]

#030066

[passio]

( color! )

I don’t know about romance, but I do feel better whenever I look at my hen. A colorful one might be even stronger.

[messianic]

Those are even more obvious, right? Our colors and those animals... we've got a pretty obvious connection there.

I think it's fun. Color is color, right?

Also don't say it like that, please, it almost sounds like you're trying to jinx me. Besides, you can't exactly say the same, so of course I'm concerned.

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

I've never been so grateful for it.

#0000E6

[pursestrings]

shit dude ur so smart
can i make up a quest too

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

(text color)

isn't the point of this just to blast music at the forest then??
and i could totally tell a fairytale
how bloody can i make it

#A5001B

[retrobeats]

[ colour! ]

idk enchanted feathers? maybe eating the eggs it lays is what does it? we're talking fairytale logic here dude, that can get super wild
anyway what mood music do you want for your tree hugging quest? if you want maximum cheese we could get some aerosmith going

[parodeity]

nah i meant what i said
neither of those things is typically known for their battle prowess thats the point

[ he knows of no scarecrows?? ]

[parodeity]

i will allow that as an alternate quest yes
but i dont promise the trees wont do something weird in response
because
that seems likely

[parodeity]

dude you are literally the cutest fucking thing with your hen

[parodeity]

i knew youd come to enjoy my ridiculousness someday

[parodeity]

yeah sure what kind of quest were you thinkin