USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

Comments

#03B2F7

[withwisdom]

(color)

Is there any requirements for what the story must be about?

-Zelda

[ she feels this post far too hard. ]

[parodeity]

[ when will chroma get television!!! (never) ]

i am partial to stories about boys in red with stellar shades who go on adventures
but hm
the requirement is
there has to be a lesson
people dont have to learn it maybe but it has to exist there to at least be ignored
thats a fairy tale thing right

oh also
someone has to eat an apple
because that is also a thing
and i have an apple

1/2

[withwisdom]

Very well. Allow me a few minutes.

[ hm hm hmm... ]

#AA3333

[whichcraft]

As a witch I feel like I'm contractually obligated to make this reference, so re: quest FIGHT SHIT: "How about a little FIRE, Scarecrow?"

Also I'll tell you and Dirk both a story if you want. I'm good at fairy tales.

[parodeity]

[ wizard of oz references are shockingly not so funny after you find on of your best friends smashed by a house with her red-shoed feet sticking out... ]

im willing to share my fairy tale with him this once
after all completing my totally official quest will net you cool prizes
secret cool prizes
limited time offer no money back guarantee

also im pretty sure were all contractually obligated to be as cheesy as fuck
or if we arent we sure do put our noses to the ground and work it anyway

#3630FF

[messianic]

( Color )

I'm curious about the magical hen too. Like, it sounds pretty classic fairy tale, but also, is it magic? Is it still out there? Did he find it?

Too many mysteries.

[parodeity]

quest day might tell us
but in the meantime
where do i get me a guy like that
w a magical disco hen

i refuse to give up my disco hen headcanon

[ i hate that he canonically has headcanons about obama and his rapping ability and uses the term in that context ]

#FFE094

[crowsigliere]

[ Color ]

So you placed a scarecrow in the garden, presumably to protect it... and then you ask others to attack it for simply doing its job? That's hardly honorable.

What you're looking for is a fighting dummy. Scarecrows aren't known for their battle prowess, after all.

[ Don't sic the town on a scarecrow when there's an actual scarecrow among its residents, Dave, that's rude!! ]

[parodeity]

nah i meant what i said
neither of those things is typically known for their battle prowess thats the point

[ he knows of no scarecrows?? ]

#922B21

[osuni]

[color]

Can't we beat up a tree instead? That will make me feel a lot better than hugging it.

[THE FOREST IS TRULY BULLSHIT THOUGH, okuni feels this so deeply]

[parodeity]

i will allow that as an alternate quest yes
but i dont promise the trees wont do something weird in response
because
that seems likely

#030066

[passio]

( color! )

I don’t know about romance, but I do feel better whenever I look at my hen. A colorful one might be even stronger.

[parodeity]

dude you are literally the cutest fucking thing with your hen

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

I've never been so grateful for it.

[parodeity]

i knew youd come to enjoy my ridiculousness someday

#0000E6

[pursestrings]

shit dude ur so smart
can i make up a quest too

[parodeity]

yeah sure what kind of quest were you thinkin

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

(text color)

isn't the point of this just to blast music at the forest then??
and i could totally tell a fairytale
how bloody can i make it

[parodeity]

as bloody as oldschool fairy tales
so like
extremely

#A5001B

[retrobeats]

[ colour! ]

idk enchanted feathers? maybe eating the eggs it lays is what does it? we're talking fairytale logic here dude, that can get super wild
anyway what mood music do you want for your tree hugging quest? if you want maximum cheese we could get some aerosmith going

[parodeity]

maybe it lays golden eggs
isnt that a fairy tale thing

also shit yeah lets play some aerosmith
you thinking the armageddon song

#BD1864

[robosmith]

[ he could take such mock-offense, but no. he's going to be mature about this. ]

No offense taken.
You can be the coolkid. I'm not even gonna contest that.
After all, it would be quite a downgrade.
Seeing as I'm the Coolest Kid already.
So you can keep that title.
Rad quests though.

[ SO MATURE. ]

[parodeity]

wow hey
no
we have to rap it out to see who gets the est
i refuse to give it to you for free???
strider off lets go

#F0E68C

[tenthousandmiles]

hmm
i know a few stories
was there anything in particular you're looking for?

[parodeity]

im partial to adventure stories
with explosions