USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

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[passio]

[ ………

he remembers dave’s artwork. is this a good idea? ]

Aren’t chickens hard to draw?

[parodeity]

[ no it's a terrible idea ]

ill have you know i am a MASTER of the handchicken

[passio]

[ dextera is about to embarrass himself on the web ]

She’s a Silkie.

[ he doesn’t know what breed a hand chicken is!!! ]

[parodeity]

omg
youve never made a hand chicken???
meet me at the well in ten minutes
were gonna arts and crafts this bitch up

[passio]

All right.

[ that sounds like a really underenthused reply, but he’s just confused!! he does do exactly what he’s told, though, because he likes and trusts dave not to do something weird. whatever a “hand chicken” might be… ]

[parodeity]

[ GOOD CHOICE, DEX. i assume mary knows what a hand chicken is so...

there's paper and like. green paint because green and purple paint exist so dave has them out and ready and we are gonna walk through dex making? his own hand chicken??? which ig we can handwave AS LONG AS IT'S ON RECORD THEY DO THIS ]

Sup, dude. You ready to make the baddest art ever? By which I mean the absolute best.

[ *baddest was probably right ]