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so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

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Then let me tell you the story of the Tani-ogre and princess Naomi
Long long ago in a land far away there lived a gross old ogre who thought that raising a girl up to be his ideal woman was something normal that people did
The girl he chose was a princess named Naomi and for a very long time she was the perfect girl in Tani-ogre’s eyes
Smart
Courteous
Cute
Polite
And she never said anything even when he was being super gross and disgusting
Until one day she fell very ill and no one in the land knew what to do
Tani-ogre was in deep denial because of course his perfect woman could never fall ill like that and still princess Naomi said nothing and stayed quiet in her own room

Then!!
Three cute fairies appeared in the night, asking princess Naomi why she had suddenly begun to feel ill and whether or not there was something they could do for someone so cute and so polite and who never said anything despite the fact that her caretaker definitely had weird gross ideas for her

It was only then that princess Naomi realized what was making her ill
It was Tani-ogre so she beat him into a pulpy mess, spread rumours about him on the internet, emptied his bank account and burned down his house
Then she lived happily ever after
The end

what rumours did she spread on the internet

About how he’s financially stable and good at his job but otherwise a really disgusting human being?

i should give her internet rumour tips someday

She’d never be able to do it
She’s too honest

[If anyone’s starting rumours, it’ll probably be Shiho.]

is this story based on real people

maybe
But it’s still a pretty universal experience i think?
Besides it’s got a good moral:

Don’t be gross or else the person you’re being gross to will eventually gain a healthy support group and throw you into a wall
And once your professional contacts know who you reall are they’ll never respect you as a person ever again

honestly i approve of this moral
friendship and shit

Right?
Best kind of moral
And it’ll have a happy ending

Hopefully

happy endings are what make life worth living
and also
all the dumbshit that comes with life

true
what’s the point of trying so hard if you aren’t happy at the end, right?
after all they say happily ever after at the end
Not like

Kind of okay but you know it could be better ever after

yeah i know what you mean
i mean
thats the POINT of the struggle
we should make a townwide pact to get a happy ending

and make it official you mean
I think most people here are the type to want a happy ending

yeah i dont think ive heard of anyone like super not getting along so far

Me neither
So it works out well right?
and there’s always a forest we can dump people into if they show up and want to make sure none of us get to go home