USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

Comments

#BD1864

[robosmith]

[ he could take such mock-offense, but no. he's going to be mature about this. ]

No offense taken.
You can be the coolkid. I'm not even gonna contest that.
After all, it would be quite a downgrade.
Seeing as I'm the Coolest Kid already.
So you can keep that title.
Rad quests though.

[ SO MATURE. ]

[parodeity]

wow hey
no
we have to rap it out to see who gets the est
i refuse to give it to you for free???
strider off lets go

[robosmith]

You're the one making bold claims to titles.
I don't see why I can't do the same.
But alright, fine. If it's a rap-off you want then it's a rap-off you get.
Let's verbally throw down.
Winner gets to be the coolest kid in town.

[parodeity]

i will have you know i already won that title at prom ftr
was voted the coolest in town
but yeah ok lets do it next meal we meet up??
we can get an impartial third party judge

[robosmith]

That was a while back though. I feel like that might be outdated now.
There could be a dark horse among the new people that have arrived since then or differing opinions by now.
But hell yeah, let's do it.
Who will be the impartial third party judge?

[parodeity]

you cannot take my nothing award away from me bro
i simply will not allow it
but ok
uhhh
guren
guren wouldnt do favoritism

[robosmith]

Fine.
But this rap-off is happening either way.
I guess Guren works if he's amenable to our shenanigans.
Otherwise we can always grab some poor unsuspecting possible newbie to play referee.
Could be an interesting icebreaker.

[parodeity]

idk about amenable but we can just ambush him
we obviously cant pick your best friend or mine
and keith i think would be biased to me as would okuyasu and probs ochako

[robosmith]

That works too.
And true enough.
I feel like Zelda would probably judge fairly too?
So there's another possible option there, maybe.

[parodeity]

actually youre right
shes super full of integrity i think
so we could ask her

on the other hand im not sure shes ever heard rap

which you know could be a pro
we could introduce her to broader horizons