USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

Comments

[parodeity]

i was raised in the school of thought where anything is acceptable bc not dying is important

[pursestrings]

ok, but pretend we r still talking abt juice

[parodeity]

i am definitely still talking abt juice
i will win the juice war oku
its important 2 stand firm on the hill of aj beliefs

[pursestrings]

one day i'm gonna get some juice and give it straight to u so u can chill

[parodeity]

that assumes that i could ever chill out about juice
a false premise

[pursestrings]

this is a crazy version of u who can chill abt juice

[parodeity]

this au sounds too ooc

[pursestrings]

what the hell does that mean

[parodeity]

it means no dave anywhere would ever be chill about juice
too impossible my man
no one can truly be chill about juice if they understand that its liquid godhood

[pursestrings]

i'm pretty chill abt juice
one time i had water so good i cried though

[parodeity]

what
what did it taste like
does water ever really have a taste
i mean unless you buy those like sugar flavor packets

[pursestrings]

i dunno how to describe it man
it was like my soul got fucking touched by this super water
cried my eyes out

[parodeity]

were you like
really thirsty at the time or was it just That Good

[pursestrings]

kinda both
it's too weird to explain

[parodeity]

okuyasu
bro
there isnt a thing as "too weird" in my world
bc i have lived too much weird crap to be weirded out by anything really

[pursestrings]

ok well he's got a stand that makes food heal ur problems but after they get, like, really bad first
like i had a stomachache and his food made my guts pop out and then i was better than before

[parodeity]

did you get to see your intestines