USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

Comments

[parodeity]

have you been to the grove before?

[withwisdom]

Once. There really were hundreds of apples atop all those trees!

I actually tried to wait for him to appear, to ask for guidance during difficult times. However he is very fickle about when he comes out, and never appeared before me. Not quite the clockwork schedule as in the story.

[parodeity]

maybe he was in an apple induced coma nap

[withwisdom]

You shouldn't speak that way of the Lord. He does curse people.

[ except she's totally smirking behind her screen. ]

[parodeity]

to eat apples forever??

[withwisdom]

Yes, Dave. To eat apples forever.

[parodeity]

sign me up for being cursed

[withwisdom]

Sometimes I worry for you.

[ dave?? ]

[parodeity]

who WOULDNT want to eat nothing but apples for eternity

[withwisdom]

Normal people?

[parodeity]

are you saying im not normal
i mean youre not wrong but wow zel cut me to the core why dont you
the apple core
no that doesnt work lets forget i said that

[withwisdom]

Rest assured Dave, I am contemplating forgetting this entire conversation if possible.

[ she's her typical self in text, but she's quietly laughing over this all. he has a knack for lifting up her spirits. it's just how he is. ]

[parodeity]

please i know im unforgettable