USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

Comments

[parodeity]

hm
i cant comprehend that like why would you turn down the chance to be flamboyantly technicolor
does not computer

i wish my life was set to a playlist of 90s power ballads honestly
everyone should wish for that

[retrobeats]

trust me i'm right there with ya!
it just hit me when i was reading the story on the quest post again yknow??
the whole bit about approaching while hailing from another color being fruitless and all

omg that would be the most dramatic soundtrack to a life ever, i dig it
i'm also gonna steal that one off you for the next time i'm bored outta my mind
"tell me the playlist you'd set your life to, go"

[parodeity]

true
i wonder if that means we can only date within our color zone if we dont do special shit
(i already know thats not true)

honestly thats the one question that would tell you everything you need to know about a person

[retrobeats]

even if it was true: eff that!! tbph.
also i'm gonna go ahead and assume that we know it's not true cause people here already started dating each other
which i was gonna say i'm surprised but actually i'm really not surprised

right?? who needs the mbti when music exists

[parodeity]

yeah i know a guy from blue and a girl from red who are dating

[retrobeats]

nice
must be no big to #FFFFFF then. but that'd make sense if that was THEIR tragic backstory they're adding to every month

[parodeity]

you know
that isnt a bad theory??

[retrobeats]

yeah i mean i'm not MARRIED to it but
it just makes a weird amount of sense to me?
like why else would they be telling us in the first place
or be so fixated on dragging people in to fix all the color
super crappy of them to want other people to fix their mistakes for them if that IS true but i mean, it's definitely fairytale enough

[parodeity]

i mean the newest line did say something about a curse
hell maybe whoever the fuck forced the hen w them and got all hells of kinds of cursed

[retrobeats]

it sure looks like things are headed that way
and the whole not having any color or people thing is DEFINITELY curse-y enough by me.
it also mentioned something about temptation tho which, super ominous

[parodeity]

i assume temptation to like
catch the hen if it doesnt want to
or
something

[retrobeats]

yeah maybe
or maybe "obtaining" the hen involved a kinda test of character first and they messed that up??
tests of character are a fairytale thing right?

[parodeity]

oh god yeah
often secret tests
like
here is this little old lady who wants all your cash
do you give it to her or nah

[retrobeats]

here's this guy who says he can give you your wildest dreams if you just give him this one important trinket from your missing dog
do you let him have it y/n

[parodeity]

wtf trinket did my missing dog leave me

[retrobeats]

oh man idk
a magic squeaky toy imbued with secret protection magic that you don't know about or something

[parodeity]

well i mean in that case itd just be a squeaky toy
and i guess id probably give it up
...
i mean
well
no
if it was like
my shades???
i would say fuck you and also no