USER: #E00707 - insert an ominous fairy tale title here

[parodeity]

[ USER: #E00707 in this lovely color ]

so hey we never discussed how a magical hen would induce feelings of romance
like how technicolor is this bird
could you hold it up so it could be a discoball
i guess id fall shades over heels for that kind of chick
youd think thered be more magical rainbow bird weathercocks around if that were a huge thing here though
i want a magical rainbow bird weathercock
also i think the forest is against us looking for a disco bird
because the forest is antidiscobirds
which is oppression tbqh
i am being oppressed by a bunch of dickass trees
which is BULLSHIT
but also pretty much par for the course

anyway waiting for quest day and the new month to come is so oldschool
so
i am officially opening quests up for business
thats right mr f you aint the only one who can assign vagueass poetical quests with random requirements

quest fuck you forest and your disco bird oppression:
find the sacred discochick
dancing queen of only seventeen
or whatever that is in bird years
requirements: hopping dance music

quest im bored and you should all entertain me:
tell the coolkid a fairy tale of your own creation
(authors note dirk isnt the coolkid)
(some offense dirk)
requirements: the ability to string words together to form sentences

quest usually we have to fight something:
i made a scarecrow and put it up in the garden
go defeat it in honorable combat
requirements: no sense of shame

quest something something feelings quest:
hug a tree
maybe if we hug enough forest trees
the forest will stop being a little bitch about us wandering inside
requirements: touching mood music

anyway if you complete one of my clearly superior quests you can go to the garden to get a prize
were on the honor system here folks
dont take shit you dont earn
or do im not the boss of anyone

ps if anyone figures out a way to get or make more film for cameras on the regular
hmu
peace out

pps the forest thing was john and i kept getting bounced back when we went to maybe consider finding this awesome discobird
and eventually went well fine fuck you too
after like
three attempts

ppps is there an upper limit to how many postscripts you can put on something im not even sure

Comments

[parodeity]

imma assume you mean our sojourn here and not our friendship

[troubadamsel]

Of course. There's no getting rid of me, once I've nested in your heart.

[parodeity]

im not sure why anyone would want to
youre pretty chill

[troubadamsel]

Chill? I'm assuming that's a good thing.

[parodeity]

its the best thing
it means youre an awesome person

[troubadamsel]

Oh, why thank you! You are also very "chill" and "awesome".

[parodeity]

the quotation marks make that read sarcastic but i know you dont mean it that way
or choose to believe you dont either or

[troubadamsel]

Oh, my apologies. I'm still very unfamiliar with the terminology of many worlds, and I didn't wish to use them incorrectly. I thought that might give me some leeway. Let's try this again.

You are hereby the chillest and awesomest of us all.

[look she is TRYING]

[parodeity]

maribelle
today you have made me the happiest dude alive

[troubadamsel]

You're very welcome.

[parodeity]

anyway
i better get a move on
i have to go prepare a bunch more prizes and shit after all

[troubadamsel]

Best of luck to you, and all my gratitude.