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[bittybat]

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[WOW, amazing, this isn't Bruce Wayne pretending to be his son. This text sounds so different!! Like a tiny turd child.]

A community board is now established in the center of town to promote the accessibility of important information. Try not to clog it with anything useless or confusing for new people.

Anyone tampering unnecessarily or destroying the board will answer to me.

[Those visiting the board will see it has already been decorated with a map of Chroma and a garden list, but most of the space on the front and back is left empty for others to adorn it with whatever they would like.]

Comments

[bittybat]

It's a song reference? No wonder. I was born in 2004.

[whichcraft]

It's older than I am too and I'm still aware of it.

Anyway nobody likes a person explaining The Joke™ but it's a song about a girl named Jenny who has her phone number written on a bathroom wall so everybody keeps calling it, except that THIS GUY who's singing the song is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from all the other guys, for real, really, and that's why she should date him.

[bittybat]

[His childhood was so shitty...........]

It sounds more like one harassment away from a restraining order and jail time.

[whichcraft]

Well, yeah, the guy's an asshole. It's a catchy song, though.

So what kind of music DO you like?

[bittybat]

Classical, symphonic black metal, and traditional Arabic music.

[whichcraft]

...I can do Nightwish.

[bittybat]

Not bad as a start. Nightwish is child's play.

When your magic radio can offer up Dimmu Borgir and Bal-Sagoth, let me know.

[whichcraft]

I can't play something I haven't heard, you little death metal hipster. The spell reproduces sounds, it's not actually tapping into a radio broadcast.

[bittybat]

Either your radio needs an upgrade, or you need to listen to more music.

I suppose Nightwish will do. Did you listen to Nightwish on purpose or in passing?

[whichcraft]

On purpose, because it's great. I'm not really a "one genre of music only" kind of person, I'll listen to pretty much anything so I've heard a pretty wide variety.

[bittybat]

But you must have some favorites. Something besides a stalker begging for a girl to think he's different.

[whichcraft]

If I tell you, are you going to psychoanalyze me by my musical tastes?

[bittybat]

Possibly. I at least won't add them to the board.

[whichcraft]

Favorite band in the known universe is the Killers, favorite genre is Motown followed closely by 90's boybands, followed after that by "I saw this featured in a meme once".

[bittybat]

[This sounds like the most Timothy Drake thing he's ever heard.]

I guess you'll have to show me, the metal hipster, if you radio can even play it.

[whichcraft]

Did you go to the prom a few months back? I was doing some of the music then.

Or I guess we could meet up and hang out and I could play some but oh noooo then you'd have to be seen in public with me.

[bittybat]

I was there for a while.

Are you trying to imply I would be embarrassed to be seen with a girl? I'm not stupid.

[whichcraft]

I'm implying you wouldn't want to be seen with me because you don't like me.

[bittybat]

Debatable. Whether or not I want to be seen with you depends on if the music that comes out of your radio is horrendous.

[whichcraft]

So in other words I could be be waiting for you in the town square on a phantom horse with spinning rims yelling BALL SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FIGHT ME

and as long as the background music was good we'd be fine?

[bittybat]

You wouldn't dare.

[whichcraft]

I love it when people say that because it shows they clearly do not know me at all.

[bittybat]

If you ever show up in that manner, I would stay only long enough to ridicule you, and then I would leave.

[He would find it amusing later. Alone. Probably.]

[whichcraft]

I could make you a pony too, if you wanted. Rims optional.

[bittybat]

Absolutely not.

Besides, the requirement would be a war horse, not a pony.