#00CCFF

[bittybat]

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[WOW, amazing, this isn't Bruce Wayne pretending to be his son. This text sounds so different!! Like a tiny turd child.]

A community board is now established in the center of town to promote the accessibility of important information. Try not to clog it with anything useless or confusing for new people.

Anyone tampering unnecessarily or destroying the board will answer to me.

[Those visiting the board will see it has already been decorated with a map of Chroma and a garden list, but most of the space on the front and back is left empty for others to adorn it with whatever they would like.]

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#E00707

[parodeity]

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3/10 threat level
you have to be more ominously specific about how well answer to you
will we be hung in the well
will you cut out our tongues
is it just a disapproving look from the shadows in the corner as you loom at slightly below chin level
the public needs to know dude

but hey cool nice work btw

#AA3333

[whichcraft]

Your threats are hysterical as always.

All that's missing is something like "OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES" or "DO THIS AT YOUR OWN PERIL" or "MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE".

If you see a post-it note on there with nothing but "867-5309" I want you to know that was me.

[bittybat]

A magician never gives away his secrets, Strider.

How and when I maim the rest of you if you deface the board will be a surprise, if a painful one.

[parodeity]

ill bump you up to 6/10

also
we need a calendar
its hard to make plans without actual day names

[bittybat]

[BULLIED TWICE. WHY.]

You and Strider will be the first to attest to my wrath. Whatever obscure, ridiculous reference that is can stay off the board.

[bittybat]

I've created a simple one, but it's personal. If everyone hails from different worlds, how are we going to agree on a universal calendar?

[whichcraft]

What the fuck, you don't know Jenny (867-5309)?

Next time I see you I'll play it for you on magic radio.

[parodeity]

we can always just democratically vote on names for months and days

and also i guess
on if we have either of those things
as long as we agree on some unit of time measurement besides "the day we get quests on" wed be doing better than we are currently lbr

[bittybat]

It's a song reference? No wonder. I was born in 2004.

[whichcraft]

It's older than I am too and I'm still aware of it.

Anyway nobody likes a person explaining The Joke™ but it's a song about a girl named Jenny who has her phone number written on a bathroom wall so everybody keeps calling it, except that THIS GUY who's singing the song is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from all the other guys, for real, really, and that's why she should date him.

[bittybat]

The democratic vote would likely turn into a bloodbath, and we wouldn't ever be able to agree on any names.

It won't be like naming one town. There could be upwards of thirteen or more months to name plus the days of the week, a minimum of seven. Even if I listed the Gregorian calendar from my world starting as close to the actual month and day as I can based on the stars, it doesn't mean everyone will like it.

We might as well just name them after cheese for all the good it'd do us.

[parodeity]

ok you say that but like
were all pretty chill as people i think
and also
we can all maybe agree its like annoying to be like
you know three days from now
what if you want to make plans further out than that
hell firstday secondday whateverday works

but yeah i doubt itd be a bloodbath
maybe im optimistic but we all get along pretty well and at most well just end up with something mildly hilarious but still workable

[bittybat]

[His childhood was so shitty...........]

It sounds more like one harassment away from a restraining order and jail time.

[bittybat]

[He's already having nightmares about Gouday, Fetaday, and Brieday...]

If you make plans further in the future, just count the number of days. Fourteen days from now, I'm going to break one of your fingers. I'm sure you'll know what day it will be, Strider.

[But fine. He gets it. He's got it since arriving, actually.]

If we can agree on something substantial, I'll make the stupid calendar.

[whichcraft]

Well, yeah, the guy's an asshole. It's a catchy song, though.

So what kind of music DO you like?

[parodeity]

please you like me too much to break my digits without purpose
but we should totz hang out 14 days from now
also i will get to work convincing people we need some unit of time measurement
beyond
you know counting that far ahead without like cool shorthand

fetaday the fifteenth

[ damian mentioned cheeseday names it's all fair game now ]

[bittybat]

Classical, symphonic black metal, and traditional Arabic music.

[bittybat]

[WOW HE DOES NOT LIKE DAVE THAT MUCH]

I never want to see that word typed on any screen ever again.

[Chroma is going to end up with fucking cheese days of the week, and it will all boil right back down to being Damian's fault. He's the product of his own demise.]

[whichcraft]

...I can do Nightwish.

[bittybat]

Not bad as a start. Nightwish is child's play.

When your magic radio can offer up Dimmu Borgir and Bal-Sagoth, let me know.

[whichcraft]

I can't play something I haven't heard, you little death metal hipster. The spell reproduces sounds, it's not actually tapping into a radio broadcast.

[bittybat]

Either your radio needs an upgrade, or you need to listen to more music.

I suppose Nightwish will do. Did you listen to Nightwish on purpose or in passing?

[whichcraft]

On purpose, because it's great. I'm not really a "one genre of music only" kind of person, I'll listen to pretty much anything so I've heard a pretty wide variety.

#3630FF

[messianic]

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Thanks for doing this. This was a pretty good idea. I'm almost ashamed we didn't think about it.

[parodeity]

aw come on i think its catchy
and could maybe earn us cheese
through the power of positive thinking