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[bittybat]

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[WOW, amazing, this isn't Bruce Wayne pretending to be his son. This text sounds so different!! Like a tiny turd child.]

A community board is now established in the center of town to promote the accessibility of important information. Try not to clog it with anything useless or confusing for new people.

Anyone tampering unnecessarily or destroying the board will answer to me.

[Those visiting the board will see it has already been decorated with a map of Chroma and a garden list, but most of the space on the front and back is left empty for others to adorn it with whatever they would like.]

Comments

[bittybat]

The democratic vote would likely turn into a bloodbath, and we wouldn't ever be able to agree on any names.

It won't be like naming one town. There could be upwards of thirteen or more months to name plus the days of the week, a minimum of seven. Even if I listed the Gregorian calendar from my world starting as close to the actual month and day as I can based on the stars, it doesn't mean everyone will like it.

We might as well just name them after cheese for all the good it'd do us.

[parodeity]

ok you say that but like
were all pretty chill as people i think
and also
we can all maybe agree its like annoying to be like
you know three days from now
what if you want to make plans further out than that
hell firstday secondday whateverday works

but yeah i doubt itd be a bloodbath
maybe im optimistic but we all get along pretty well and at most well just end up with something mildly hilarious but still workable

[bittybat]

[He's already having nightmares about Gouday, Fetaday, and Brieday...]

If you make plans further in the future, just count the number of days. Fourteen days from now, I'm going to break one of your fingers. I'm sure you'll know what day it will be, Strider.

[But fine. He gets it. He's got it since arriving, actually.]

If we can agree on something substantial, I'll make the stupid calendar.

[parodeity]

please you like me too much to break my digits without purpose
but we should totz hang out 14 days from now
also i will get to work convincing people we need some unit of time measurement
beyond
you know counting that far ahead without like cool shorthand

fetaday the fifteenth

[ damian mentioned cheeseday names it's all fair game now ]

[bittybat]

[WOW HE DOES NOT LIKE DAVE THAT MUCH]

I never want to see that word typed on any screen ever again.

[Chroma is going to end up with fucking cheese days of the week, and it will all boil right back down to being Damian's fault. He's the product of his own demise.]

[parodeity]

aw come on i think its catchy
and could maybe earn us cheese
through the power of positive thinking

[bittybat]

Don't be ridiculous. Batcow is here. We could just have Kent and Scientia make us cheese.

[parodeity]

im sorry the what cow
we have a winged cow and no one told me??????
this fucking betrayal

[bittybat]

She isn't winged. She has a bat-shaped spot over her face, so her name is Batcow. She's in Flavo at my father's house.

[parodeity]

ok thats less of a betrayal but i still want to meet her
also
plz get me cheese
i want a pizza
its more a need than a want at this point rly

[bittybat]

The tomatoes will probably turn to ash when you finally have a chance to eat it. But both Kent and Scientia can make us a pizza.

[Ugh... Damian also hasn't had a pizza in a long time... Don't talk to him, Dave.]

[parodeity]

lets give them cute eyes and get a pizza party

[bittybat]

I don't do "cute eyes," Strider.

[have you seen his face]

[parodeity]

anyone can do cute eyes
you just have to like work at it
i can do them even with shades on

[bittybat]

No one can see your eyes behind the shades, you fool.

[Wait though, that's perfect??? No one will see him doing cute eyes or any eyes, much like wearing the domino mask. Damian needs a pair of shades immediately.]

[parodeity]

thats why it means im super skilled that i can manage them