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[promissum]

My name is Valvatorez, a demon vampire from the Netherworld. At home I am a Prinny Instructor. Several people have no idea what a Prinny is or looks like. I've drawn you all a picture with the limited abilities of this laptop.

They're normally much bluer than depicted here. This is what sinful human souls are stitched into when they reach the Netherworld.





I am a "yellow". If you need assistance in any quest that involves fighting I will make myself available. It seems the quests that are up at this moment require either blues or reds, except ruining somebody's day. That one is a free for all. If you would like me to ruin your day, I will oblige.

There is a growing store of fish in the ice house. Not all of them have color. Feel free to take what you need.

Comments

[robitussin]

well whoever decided on making them look like that obviously missed the memo

too late that's what i'm choosing to believe

[promissum]

The bodies serve their purpose well enough.

I've never been born from a flower. Like every demon, I was a child once.

[robitussin]

if their purpose was to be recreated in stuffed animal form and marketed to small children, maybe

sounds like something that someone born from a flower would say

[promissum]

Do you think they would sell that successfully?

There are flower demons, I'm not one.

[robitussin]

i absolutely do

wait there are actually flower demons?? how does that work

[promissum]

We are having monetary issues... I'll bring it up to rascal.

The same way there are gargoyles and werewolves.

[robitussin]

if we weren't headed back to different worlds i would 100% want to know how that goes

flower demons are way different than both of those things

[promissum]

Gargoyles and Flora beasts are both beast class demons. They're not very different from each other.

[robitussin]

aren't rocks and flowers pretty different though

[promissum]

Sure, but they can both magichange.

[robitussin]

you realize i don't know what that means right

[promissum]

It means they can transform into weapons. Flora beasts become staves, prinnies become bows.

[robitussin]

huh. well thanks for helping me reach my quota of bizarre new knowledge gained in a single day

[promissum]

You're quite welcome.

[robitussin]

wait

does that mean you can turn into a bow

[promissum]

No. I'm not a monster class demon.

[robitussin]

what class are you

[promissum]

I told you. I'm a Prinny Instructor.

[robitussin]

i didn't know that was your class i thought it was just like a weird title

wait so you teach people who turn into bows but you can't do it yourself

[promissum]

It's my class and my title.

I don't teach them to turn into bows. They can do that themselves. I teach them how to act like a prinny should.

Prinny rule number one: You must always include the word 'dood' in every line you say!

[robitussin]

if you aren't joking i don't know if i can continue this conversation

[promissum]

I'm completely serious.

[robitussin]

jesus christ i'm glad we're from different universes