#9E8D50

[promissum]

My name is Valvatorez, a demon vampire from the Netherworld. At home I am a Prinny Instructor. Several people have no idea what a Prinny is or looks like. I've drawn you all a picture with the limited abilities of this laptop.

They're normally much bluer than depicted here. This is what sinful human souls are stitched into when they reach the Netherworld.





I am a "yellow". If you need assistance in any quest that involves fighting I will make myself available. It seems the quests that are up at this moment require either blues or reds, except ruining somebody's day. That one is a free for all. If you would like me to ruin your day, I will oblige.

There is a growing store of fish in the ice house. Not all of them have color. Feel free to take what you need.

Comments

#ffff99

[troubadamsel]

I do apologize, but.

Is that a joke.

[promissum]

I don't joke.

[troubadamsel]

So you're saying that when human souls, especially those who have sinned so deeply, have died, they are put into bird costumes.

I feel I'll regret asking, but the reason is...?

[promissum]

Only those who have sinned deeply become prinnies.

They are cheap to manufacture.

#2A4073

[osteotome]

[ color! ]

What do you teach them?

[promissum]

The rules of being a prinny, how to work hard, accepting that they've died.

[osteotome]

So you guide sinners who need to work hard after death. That sounds like a difficult job.

#000033

[whereabout]

Why penguins?

[ he has...so many questions about this arrangement, but a lot of it pretty much comes down to "why anything." ]

[promissum]

I don't know who made the original decision.

These skins are cheaply made, so the costs stay down.

[whereabout]

Are the skins authentic? Or just styled after birds?

[ Are dead souls in his world actually wearing cleaned and treated bird carcasses as costumes? What a horrifying thought. ]

#ff3333

[robitussin]

hahaha holy shit

why is it cute

[promissum]

It is best if they do not look threatening. It helps them acclimate to being at the bottom of the demon hierarchy.

[robitussin]

i for one am personally glad that beginner demons have to be humbled by being unfairly adorable

#AED6F1

[asano_san]

[ color ]

You're a demon vampire?

And you were trying to give me health advice?

[promissum]

Yes.

I was.

[asano_san]

Why are there vampires here now?

[He hasn't gotten the memo that there have always been vampires here.]

#E07CA0

[thriftea]

[Color! Also, this post is a freakin' trip. Demon vampire? Netherworld? What?? She will sort through all of this... later...]

aw! but that prinny looks super cute!!! shouldn't a sinful soul be put in something that's ... uglier?

and it's nice of you to catch so many fish for everyone! thank you for your help!

[promissum]

[Val sure is a trip.]

Are they really that cute to you? We put them into nonthreatening bodies so they understand their place in the Netherworld.

Of course. I prefer sardines, but it's hard to tell what I'm catching.

[thriftea]

they are! the one you drew looks kind of like a penguin, and penguins are ALWAYS cute! i guess some people wouldn't want to look adorable, but if i was bad, and if you put my soul in something like that ... i'd be pretty happy!

how are you catching them? with a fishing pole? that sounds like it could take long time, but i have a net you can borrow! it's really big, so you can pull up lots of fish at one time!

#FFC100

[good_ideas]

(font colour)
Was that form the best punishment you guys could come up with?
I guess it’s marketable though if you wanted to sell keychains or something

And do you think anyone would seriously tell you that they want you to ruin their day

[promissum]

For humans who often used fear against others, isn't it humiliating to be put into a body like this?

I doubt anybody would. I'm simply putting the offer out.

[good_ideas]

If they weren’t that scary to begin with then i can imagine it would be
But these are supposed to be sinful humans though right? Like the worst of the worst? How is something like a penguin suit supposed to stop them?

how nice of you to offer then
I’m curious though
How are you going to ruin the day of people you might not even know?

#900014

[doublecrowss]

[ Is that what his soul will be attached to when he dies, that's a terrifying thought... ]

I should hope you're not planning to ruin anyone's day by drinking their blood, at least.

[promissum]

[ But Akechi, you'd be so cute and marketable. ]

I'm not drinking your blood, if that's what you're worried about.

[doublecrowss]

[ The cutest, most charismatic Prinny. Line up for autographs!! ]

I'm concerned for the general populace, actually. While it's true there are plenty of people who can fend for themselves in this place, there are also others who cannot. I will not allow for anyone to prey on the weak.

[ What a hero!! ]