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[promissum]

My name is Valvatorez, a demon vampire from the Netherworld. At home I am a Prinny Instructor. Several people have no idea what a Prinny is or looks like. I've drawn you all a picture with the limited abilities of this laptop.

They're normally much bluer than depicted here. This is what sinful human souls are stitched into when they reach the Netherworld.





I am a "yellow". If you need assistance in any quest that involves fighting I will make myself available. It seems the quests that are up at this moment require either blues or reds, except ruining somebody's day. That one is a free for all. If you would like me to ruin your day, I will oblige.

There is a growing store of fish in the ice house. Not all of them have color. Feel free to take what you need.

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[promissum]

They run a fan blog. I didn't even know prinnies had blogs.

Who is he?

[good_ideas]

Wow you’re better at breaking them than i thought
They had access to the internet and they decided to make a blog about you?

I’ll send you the name later
Can’t have him figuring it out and trying to run away

[promissum]

They wanted everyone to know about my exploits. I didn't even know they had it until recently.

You have my handle.

[good_ideas]

Broken
How did you find out anyway

Oh
Wait
Did you search up your name on the internet or something

Will do

[promissum]

I was talking to one of the prinnies in Hades. When I started conquering the mid-boss demon area, he was quick to inform me of the blog.

[good_ideas]

A mid-boss demon area
Like
An arena

And i wonder if those princes actually respect you or if they’re just trying to butter you p

[promissum]

No. It's where the mid-boss demons live.

I don't know why they would try that. They don't explode very often under my care.

[good_ideas]

So it’s like
Suburbs
But for demons?

Not exploding very often is still not the same as never exploding at all
Why make them explode anyway

[promissum]

It's the bourgeois. I believe they'd consider themselves a bit higher up than that.

If you throw a prinny they explode. They're quite cheap to revive.

[good_ideas]

but no matter how high up they are they’re still not bosses
They’re mid-bosses

How heavy are these things

[promissum]

Even the boss of that area was forgettable.

They're quite light. I believe a human child would have no problem lifting one.

[good_ideas]

that’s so sad

Huh
Why? To make them more portable?

[promissum]

I know! To think demons have fallen that far!

It's a budget issue. They're hollow on the inside to cut production costs and have a place for the soul.

[good_ideas]

well i mean
Aren’t they technically already fallen?
That’s why they became demons in the first place isn’t it?

Then why not just put them in plastic bags

[promissum]

What? No. Unless you're a prinny you're born as a demon.

We don't have plastic bags floating around in the Netherworld.

[good_ideas]

born like from two demons??
Or like from an egg or something

Why not though
because it’s not as good for the environment?
You can use paper bags too

[promissum]

From two demons.
Why do you think I would be born from an egg?

No, we just don't have anything but item bags.

[good_ideas]

somehow i didn't expect that?
aren't demons like fallen angels or something
angels have wings
birds have wings
birds come out of eggs
it makes sense?

so what do you carry your groceries in?
item bags??

[promissum]

We are not fallen angels. Where did you get that idea from? Not all demons have wings.

I make the prinnies carry it in their flippers. It's hard work carrying groceries like that.

[good_ideas]

from books
though i guess back home demons don't even exist

you just make them carry loose groceries without a bag?
wow that's actually like really evil

[promissum]

[ They're working off their sins, remember? There would be no point if it wasn't hard. ]