#0000E6

[pursestrings]

(as usual, cha boi)

hey it's okuya$u w/ another weird thing the well does if ur in it when ur not supposed to be

but 1st: if u don't think the well's the baddest thing around town don't bother b/c i'm not gonna start caring abt ur whining now
2nd: zelda went w/ me this time so don't give me shit GUREN

ok

so this was before u new guys showed up & i guess that was the point cuz like
we saw all these magic color strings & when i touched em it made us think of people?
hard to explain
dunno who any of em were but a few days before u all turned up, the well was full of magic color strings for different folks

oh & my hands turned gray from touching too many of em but they got better ages ago so nvm that

the well ain't doing anything weird right now but just u wait
mr. F is def up to no good, when are the rest of u gonna see this

Comments

[withwisdom]

[ baka. ]

The way I see it, it's no different from going into the woods, or taking on a quest. Nobody makes big announcements about pursuing the fairies, or stealing the honey, both of which I would say are far more dangerous acts.

Thank you for your input as always though. The advice you give, but never want to follow yourself, is honestly enlightening and will be taken into account.

Maybe next time be a little less insulting about it though? I don't take word from people who can't show basic respect. Here's some advice: don't begin your lectures with "what the fuck is wrong with you."

[swordfucker]

[You know what, Zelda. He could take this seriously, like a mature adult, and explain himself, but instead.]

Haha, I got you to type fuck.

[withwisdom]

[ really. ]

[ no. REALLY. ]

Hahaha. The lady said a bad word. So funny. Do you want a prize? I have a sad looking rubber duck I can leave on your door step.

[ maybe figure out if she can booby-trap it with her seal so that he gets burned when he touches it. ]

[swordfucker]

Go ahead. Maybe Yuu wants a new toy.

[Nothing works when he's a punk who would make his son get the burn prank. He's also shaming him here, in public? That's fine.]

[withwisdom]

Oh no!

It's your toy.

And you must keep it for the rest of your days here, as your grand reward. Be proud of it! Please. I insist.

[swordfucker]

I bet you look real pissed off right about now. Your nostrils flare up real bad when you're angry.

[withwisdom]

[ they. do. NOT! ]

And I'm sure you must have a smug grin that stretches so far out on your face, it threatens permanence.

[ someone is going to have to pry this computer from her hands, she's not going to let guren get any satisfaction out of this. ]

[swordfucker]

[It's too late, he's already satisfied by her replying and knowing that must mean she's pissed. In fact, he doesn't reply anymore... Though that does get a good laugh. Yeah, he's grinning!!!]

[withwisdom]

[ coward!!! ]

[pursestrings]

[okuyasu rapidly backspaces his own "u said fuck, nice" comment]

hey
u know guren's just a whiny old man, u can ignore him
thanks for sticking up for me tho

[withwisdom]

I know, but men like him don't listen if you rollover for them.

[ infuriating bastard he is. ]

You did a good job. I know you know that, but it deserves to be said. I won't stand for insults to your honor.

[ anyway, it felt good to curse him out even if it was just quoting back his own language. ]

[pursestrings]

[aww, mom]

well now u know what to say to him to get him to shut up

[NICE WORK SAYING FUCK he's controlling himself so intently, right now.]

[withwisdom]

[ SIGH. ]

This is why I hate curse words.

[ everyone thinks the pretty princess can't swear. what she won't tell anyone is that she had a rather foul mouth as a child that only got contained after maturing. ]

[pursestrings]

if it works it works
cmon what's the harm

[withwisdom]

It derails a serious conversation for one.

[pursestrings]

only if u start fighting him about it

[withwisdom]

He started it!

[ she's 117 ]

[pursestrings]

yeah cuz he's an asshole

[a tsundere]

he's a dumbass who can't take his own advice, u right, but cmon

[withwisdom]

[ SIGH. ]

I know. You're right.

[ okuyasu is wise, she won't let anyone dispute this anymore. ]

Be honest with me though. You've been waiting for this moment.

[ the long fated day where she would say fuck ]

[pursestrings]

oh hell yeah
definitely
i wasn't gonna say anything tho

[withwisdom]

Thank you for that.

[ can't believe okuyasu is being the adult here, but here it is. ]