#0000E6

[pursestrings]

(as usual, cha boi)

hey it's okuya$u w/ another weird thing the well does if ur in it when ur not supposed to be

but 1st: if u don't think the well's the baddest thing around town don't bother b/c i'm not gonna start caring abt ur whining now
2nd: zelda went w/ me this time so don't give me shit GUREN

ok

so this was before u new guys showed up & i guess that was the point cuz like
we saw all these magic color strings & when i touched em it made us think of people?
hard to explain
dunno who any of em were but a few days before u all turned up, the well was full of magic color strings for different folks

oh & my hands turned gray from touching too many of em but they got better ages ago so nvm that

the well ain't doing anything weird right now but just u wait
mr. F is def up to no good, when are the rest of u gonna see this

Comments

[pursestrings]

of course dude
u and me can have a bro date or whatever
why don't we as people have a word for bro date yet

[parodeity]

honestly because society doesnt appreciate true bromigos
while there are words like hatedate????
wang hang
no wait i take that one back

1/2

[pursestrings]

hahaha that is a different type of date entirely
ur great dude but i'll pass on the wang hanging

[pursestrings]

[and then because of course this thread needs more wang jokes.....]

dick picnic

[parodeity]

sausage party

[pursestrings]

that one doesn't rhyme

[parodeity]

technically neither does dick picnic
but ok
cock sockhop
cock rock
cock jaywalk that could be a tandem activity
chopper hopper
knob hobknob
dick frolic
the schlong throng
the wang gang for the wang hang which is still my fave btw wang hang idk why youre against it man
the baloney pony afternoon tea is a hella stretch but if you use the right horrible accent it can work

salami tsunami doesnt work for a bro date but i just thought of it so i had to share
bc the picture is priceless
shit i have to text that one to john