#9b5148

[tosa]

(█████ color)

I'm looking for a woman who likes to bite people.

She turns into a BAT. /\/\/(｀⌒´)\/\/\

I never got her name and I've been looking all day.

(Context matters but no one tell him that. Or do.)

Comments

[regrede]

Say that to my face and not on the forums and see what happens.

[eusford]

If you wanna see me that bad all you have to do is ask.

[regrede]

You are awful.

[eusford]

I said you were still cute.

[tosa]

That was still pretty awful.

[eusford]

Wow the peanut gallery sure is loud today.

[tosa]

Peanut gallery? This is my space! I can say whatever I want.

[eusford]

Quit barking so loud, puppy.

[tosa]

I'M A SWORD

[eusford]

*A PUPPY

:3c

[tosa]

I'm a tsukumogami not an inugami!

[eusford]

WAN WAN WAN?

Sorry, I'm not that good at speaking dog. :/

[tosa]

SAY IT TO MY FACE

[eusford]

I mean I can if you want.

[tosa]

What did I just say?

( SAY IT TO HIS FACE. WHERE YOU AT, CROWLEY. )

[eusford]

You find me at the library.

Come here, doggy~ I've even got a bone you can pick at, if you want~

action!!!!!

[tosa]

( No response! Because guess who's going to go right to the library AND IMMEDIATELY YELL, )

Say it!

[eusford]

[ Guess who's reading the fucking bible while Mutsu gets mad? ]

Wan? [ Cue head tilt and feigning confusion. ] You got here fast, puppy, what a good boy!

1/idk

[tosa]

( Holy heck he actually said it to his face )

[tosa]

( Now he has to re-think his whole battle plan??? Because he can't just yell about how HE KNEW YOU WOULDN'T SAY IT because HE ACTUALLY SAID IT )

[tosa]

( HERE HE WAS, TRYING TO BE A GOOD BOY SWORD AND HE'S BEING TRIED. THIS IS A TRIAL. )

Wha-- I told ya I'm a sword!

THE END...

[tosa]

( He is a pacifist so he won't fight. But he'll definitely slam his hands down on the table in front of Crowley and bark snap, )

Get it right!

[eusford]

Hey. [ He antagonizes, tone slow and song-like as he waves a single finger. ] Bad boy, no yelling, do I need to discipline you some? Sit. Stay. Roll over.

[ yknow all that jazz ]

[tosa]

( Inhales, )

[tosa]

( AND LEAPS RIGHT AT HIM )