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[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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#B70101

[espritdecorpse]

eat it of course!!!

[ He'll help, okay ]

[asano_san]

It's not that kind of egg!

I think it's a magic egg.

[espritdecorpse]

You can eat magic eggs, too! They might give you special powers!

[asano_san]

Or it could make me turn into a bird!

But when it first showed up, I tried to eat it. The shell's too hard to break.

[espritdecorpse]

Or a dragon or a newt!

Did you boil it first?

[asano_san]

No.

Now I don't want to because I think I feel something moving in there!

[espritdecorpse]

Quick, sit on it! When it hatches, whatever comes out will think you’re its mother!

[asano_san]

What if I don't want it to think I'm its mother?

[espritdecorpse]

What's wrong with being its mother?

[asano_san]

I'm not cut out to be a mom!

[espritdecorpse]

Sure you are!

Well it might be easier if you find a husband first and got married. If the egg hasn't hatched yet, you still have time!

[asano_san]

I'm a guy! That's my first problem with being a mom!

[espritdecorpse]

Guys can be moms. Maiden Kaoru said so!

[asano_san]

Why were you talking to Kaoru about guys being moms?

[espritdecorpse]

Because she's very fond of him! Her nanny. Who's a man.

[asano_san]

Then why can't he be like a dad instead of like a mom?

[espritdecorpse]

He does all the housework. She told me it's normal.

[asano_san]

I'm already doing all the housework.

[espritdecorpse]

See? I told you so! You'll be a wonderful mother. Have you decided on a name?

[asano_san]

How can I name it if I don't even know what it is?

Or if I want to name it!

Or if I even agreed to be the monster mom!

[espritdecorpse]

I'll name it! Tell me, what's your name?

[asano_san]

Keigo.

[espritdecorpse]

Little Keigo!

[asano_san]

I could have come up with that name.

[espritdecorpse]

So we're in agreement! Little Keigo it is, then!