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[asano_san]

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I have an egg.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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[queenofminiskirts]

let shiho see it.

[This is actually useful. But also.]

unless 'egg' is another word for some other part of your body in which case, why do you only have one left and don't show that to shiho unless you're ready for something worse than bees.

[asano_san]

I wouldn't tell the entire town about that!

[queenofminiskirts]

are you sure?

[asano_san]

[Is he sure?]

It's not that kind of egg! It's a normal egg. Except for being black and really hard and probably magic.

[queenofminiskirts]

black and really hard and probably magic, huh.

good thing you only have one of those.

[asano_san]

Very funny.

[queenofminiskirts]

thank you~ <3

seriously though. i think you should hatch it.

[asano_san]

Why is everyone telling me to hatch it? They're not the ones who will get stuck raising a monster baby!

[queenofminiskirts]

if the monster thinks you're the mom it won't hurt you!

[asano_san]

Can't I at least be the monster dad?

[queenofminiskirts]

doesn't the dad usually disappear or die in fairytales? or just aren't there?

[asano_san]

I don't want to disappear or die!

[queenofminiskirts]

then i guess you'll have to be the mom. and you should make sure not to wear your hair in a side ponytail.

i know it's not a fairytail thing, but we should cover all our bases just in case!

[She might be having too much fun with this.]

[asano_san]

I was never going to wear my hair in a side ponytail!

[queenofminiskirts]

i don't know what you like to do with your hair.

i just want to make sure you don't raise any death flags.

[asano_san]

I never wear my hair in a ponytail!

But what are some other death flags?

[queenofminiskirts]

hm. well, saying things like 'there's something i need to tell you when i come back.'

getting into a car at night without checking the back seat.

promising to do something together if we all survive this.

showing someone a picture of your sweetheart and telling them how you're going to go back to them!

[After a moment another message comes.]

i guess you don't have to worry about that last one.

[asano_san]

Sure, just rub it in! Maybe I don't have to worry about death flags because I'll die of loneliness first!

[queenofminiskirts]

don't say that! otherwise when you find someone it will turn into a death flag!

[asano_san]

What? No! I take it back!

[queenofminiskirts]

IT'S TOO LATE YOU'VE ALREADY SAID IT.

now you either have to die alone after living to a ripe old age or die young after having had a taste of true love.



rip keigo-chan. you were so brave.

[She's probably having too much fun right now.]

[asano_san]

I don't like my choices!

I don't want to be brave!

[queenofminiskirts]

keigo-chan. no one chooses to be brave. they just are.

[kaoru stop.]

[asano_san]

I can still not like it!

[queenofminiskirts]

of course, but just because we don't like something doesn't change anything.

it's fine it won't stop you from forming epic friendships with other people!